| 0 | - | cover | 2 | pencils: Daniel Clowes; inks: Daniel Clowes; colors: John Kuramoto; letters: Daniel Clowes | Carmichael [David]; Mona Beadle; Cap'n; Rodger Young |
| 1 | - | illustration | 1 | pencils: Daniel Clowes; inks: Daniel Clowes | |
| 2 | - | credits, title page | 5 | pencils: Daniel Clowes; inks: Daniel Clowes; colors: Daniel Clowes; letters: Daniel Clowes | |
| 4 | - | table of contents | 1 | pencils: Daniel Clowes; inks: Daniel Clowes; letters: Daniel Clowes | |
| 6 | Caricature | comic story | 16 | script: Daniel Clowes; pencils: Daniel Clowes; inks: Daniel Clowes; letters: Daniel Clowes | Mal Rosen; Jan; Theda; Duke; Jimmy; Nella |
| 7 | Blue Italian Shit | comic story | 7 | script: Daniel Clowes; pencils: Daniel Clowes; inks: Daniel Clowes; letters: Daniel Clowes | Rodger Young; Best Friend's Girlfriend; Bum; David; Nat; Larry; Homely Girl; Bemis |
| 9 | The Gold Mommy | comic story | 7 | script: Daniel Clowes; pencils: Daniel Clowes; inks: Daniel Clowes; colors: John Kuramoto; letters: Daniel Clowes | Yerkes; Barber; Yerkes's Sister |
| 11 | MCMLXVI | comic story | 6 | script: Daniel Clowes; pencils: Daniel Clowes; inks: Daniel Clowes; colors: Daniel Clowes, John Kuramoto; letters: Daniel Clowes | Jack Steinblatt; Gary; Todd |
| 12 | Like a Weed, Joe | comic story | 9 | script: Daniel Clowes; pencils: Daniel Clowes; inks: Daniel Clowes; letters: Daniel Clowes | Rodger Young; Rodger's Grandmother; Rodger's Grandfather; Bemis; The Christs' Daughter |
| 14 | Immortal, Invisible | comic story | 10 | script: Daniel Clowes; pencils: Daniel Clowes; inks: Daniel Clowes; letters: Daniel Clowes | Carmichael [David]; Carmichael's Mom; Old Lady; Sixth-Grade Science Teacher; George; The Old Woman; Heidi Abramowicz; Heidi's Dad; Sleepy Bachelor |
| 15 | Green Eyeliner | comic story | 6 | script: Daniel Clowes; pencils: Daniel Clowes; inks: Daniel Clowes; colors: John Kuramoto; letters: Daniel Clowes | Mona Beadle; Gavin; Robert; 34-Year-Old-Writer; Big Old Cop |
| 16 | Gynecology | comic story | 22 | script: Daniel Clowes; pencils: Daniel Clowes; inks: Daniel Clowes; letters: Daniel Clowes | Epps; Swedish Stepfather; Bunny [Bonita]; Mrs. Ten Boom; Waiter; Myra; Dr. P.H. Ten Boom; Claudette; Claudette's Father; Claudette's Mother; Sabine; Lieberman; Mr. Peach; Art Critic; The Girl Above the Bodega; Karen Ghostlaw; Effeminate Man |
| 17 | Black Nylon | comic story | 6.4 | script: Daniel Clowes; pencils: Daniel Clowes; inks: Daniel Clowes; letters: Daniel Clowes | Cap'n; Shrink; Boy Hero; Nutcase Woman; Doctor; The Hag; The Boy |
| 19 | - | illustration | 1 | pencils: Daniel Clowes; inks: Daniel Clowes | |