| 0 | A Very Funny Magazine | cover | 1 | pencils: J. R. Williams; inks: J. R. Williams | |
| 1 | Centrifugal Bumble Puppy | table of contents | 1 | letters: typeset | |
| 2 | Centrifugal Manifesto | foreword, introduction, preface, afterword | 1 | script: Joe Sacco; pencils: J. Sacco; inks: J. Sacco | |
| 3 | A Night on the Town! | comic story | 6 | script: J. R. Williams; pencils: J. R. Williams; inks: J. R. Williams; letters: J. R. Williams | Buford; Clayton; Rosie; Blackie |
| 4 | East Texas | comic story | 1 | script: Michael Dougan; pencils: Michael Dougan; inks: Michael Dougan; letters: Michael Dougan | Bank Vice President; Small Town News Editor; Houston Lawyer; Lawyer's Wife; Evangelist |
| 5 | President Doody | comic story | 1 | script: Steve Beaupre; pencils: Steve Lafler; inks: Steve Lafler; letters: Steve Lafler | President Doody [Ronald Reagan] |
| 6 | D'Keeriko County | comic story | 2 | script: William Clark; pencils: William Clark; inks: William Clark; letters: William Clark | Bambino; Michaelangelo Leonardo; The Monster |
| 7 | Narties- The Breakfast of Champuns! | cartoon | 2 | script: Jim Siergey; pencils: Jim Siergey; inks: Jim Siergey; letters: Jim Siergey | Immanuel Kant; Jersey Kowzinski; Stand-Up Khomenian |
| 8 | Plato the Lovable Clown! | comic story | 1 | script: Norman Dog; pencils: Norman Dog; inks: Norman Dog; letters: Norman Dog | Plato the Lovable Klown; Philo Fish |
| 9 | The Girl With the Gills | comic story | 1 | script: Matthew Finch; pencils: Matthew Finch; inks: Matthew Finch; letters: Matthew Finch | Beth; Lester; Little Ed |
| 10 | Aching in the 80's | comic story | 1 | script: Lloyd Dangle; pencils: Lloyd Dangle; inks: Lloyd Dangle; letters: Lloyd Dangle | |
| 11 | That Big, New Trend | comic story | 1 | script: Lloyd Dangle; pencils: Lloyd Dangle; inks: Lloyd Dangle; letters: Lloyd Dangle | Perth Amboy; Bob; Glen Ridge; J. Walter Doghouse |
| 13 | I Must Be a Genius | comic story | 1 | script: Scott Nickel; pencils: Scott Nickel; inks: Scott Nickel; letters: Scott Nickel | Dog |
| 14 | Hungry 4 Love | comic story | 2 | script: Jerzy Szostek; pencils: Jerzy Szostek; inks: Jerzy Szostek; letters: Jerzy Szostek | Tod Pinbatt; Pretty Lady; Ancient Mary; Harold |
| 15 | Organ Trail | comic story | 2 | script: Craig Bartlett; pencils: Craig Bartlett; inks: Craig Bartlett; letters: Craig Bartlett | Dagwood Bumstead, Garfield, Dick Tracy |
| 17 | It Was an Accident!! | comic story | 1 | script: Mary Lawton; pencils: Mary Lawton; inks: Mary Lawton; letters: Mary Lawton | Baby Niece |
| 18 | Anus 'n' Andy | comic story | 2 | script: Jim Siergey; pencils: Jim Siergey; inks: Jim Siergey; letters: Jim Siergey | Anus; Andy |
| 19 | Fun with Uncle Diddums! | comic story | 1 | script: Mike Hawthorne; pencils: Mike Hawthorne; inks: Mike Hawthorne; letters: Mike Hawthorne | Uncle Diddums; Jack; Jill |
| 20 | Information Acres | comic story | 0.5 | script: Michael Dougan; pencils: Michael Dougan; inks: Michael Dougan; letters: Michael Dougan | |
| 21 | Contest! Contest! Help Your President! Undermine a Central American Nation! Win Prizes! | illustration | 0.5 | script: Joe Sacco; pencils: Joe Sacco; inks: Joe Sacco | |
| 22 | The Arnold Homecastle Story | comic story | 2 | script: Joe Sacco; pencils: Joe Sacco; inks: Joe Sacco; letters: Joe Sacco | Arnold Homecastle; Wilfred |
| 23 | Nothing is Real | comic story | 1 | script: Craig Bartlett; pencils: Craig Bartlett; inks: Craig Bartlett; letters: Craig Bartlett | John Lennon |