| 0 | - | cover | 1 | script: Jaime Hernandez; pencils: Jaime Hernandez; inks: Jaime Hernandez; letters: Jaime Hernandez | |
| 1 | Centrifugal Bumble-Puppy | table of contents | 1 | letters: typeset | |
| 2 | Cry the Beloved Bum-Pup? | foreword, introduction, preface, afterword | 1 | script: Joe Sacco; pencils: Joe Sacco; inks: Joe Sacco | |
| 3 | Ballad of the Mongrel | comic story | 2 | script: J. H. Szostek; pencils: J. H. Szostek; inks: J. H. Szostek; letters: J. H. Szostek | |
| 4 | Corruption of a Highly Successful Illustrator | comic story | 1 | script: Bob Staake; pencils: Bob Staake; inks: Bob Staake; letters: Bob Staake | Illustrator; Zelda |
| 5 | U.S. Fightin' Worms | comic story | 3 | script: William Clark; pencils: William Clark; inks: William Clark; letters: William Clark | Glow Worm; One-Eye Trouser Worm; Tony Planaria; Hadley Cutworm IV; The Sarge; Kowalski; Crawler; Dobbsy |
| 6 | At Home With the Contras | comic story | 1 | script: Matthew Finch; pencils: Matthew Finch; inks: Matthew Finch; letters: Matthew Finch | Pablo; Brenda |
| 7 | Pat Robertson Agent of God | comic story | 1 | script: Matthew Finch; pencils: Matthew Finch; inks: Matthew Finch; letters: Matthew Finch | Pat Robertson; Ray; Mildred |
| 8 | Organ Trail | comic story | 2 | script: Craig Bartlett; pencils: Craig Bartlett; inks: Craig Bartlett; letters: Craig Bartlett | Garfield |
| 9 | How Lights Work | comic story | 1 | script: Mitch Manzer; pencils: Mitch Manzer; inks: Mitch Manzer; letters: Mitch Manzer | Dad; Son |
| 10 | Little House on the Larry | comic story | 1 | script: Ron K. White; pencils: Ron K. White; inks: Ron K. White; letters: Ron K. White | Larry; The Shingles Family [Ma; Pa]; Mr. Getzby |
| 11 | No More Bottled Milk! | comic story | 2 | script: David Miller; pencils: David Miller; inks: David Miller; letters: David Miller | Baby |
| 12 | The Bad Boys | comic story | 2 | script: J. R. Williams; pencils: J. R. Williams; inks: J. R. Williams; letters: J. R. Williams | The Bad Boys; Fatty [Scott] |
| 13 | Small Potatoes Find Booze | comic story | 2 | script: John Barclay; pencils: John Barclay; inks: John Barclay; letters: John Barclay | Small Potatoes |
| 15 | Kat Mandu and the Accursed Hunger for Gold, Part II | comic story | 10 | script: Jim Siergey; pencils: Jim Siergey; inks: Jim Siergey; letters: Jim Siergey | Kat Mandu; Koala Lumpur; Playboy; Gilda Gildersleeve; Ornery Bear [Danger Zone]; Doctor Dewey Decible; Brawno; Bearnice |
| 16 | Face to Face | comic story | 1 | script: Phil Elliott; pencils: Phil Elliott; inks: Phil Elliott; letters: Phil Elliott | |
| 17 | Leftoverz | comic story | 1 | script: Matthew Finch, Mike Morris, David Whiteman; pencils: Matthew Finch, Mike Morris, David Whiteman; inks: Matthew Finch, Mike Morris, David Whiteman; letters: Matthew Finch, Mike Morris, David Whiteman | God; Adam; Spike; Dirk; Rambo Jr.; Pit-Bull Puppy |
| 18 | Centrifugal Letters | letters page | 1 | script: Joe Sacco; pencils: Joe Sacco, Jaime Hernandez, Bob Staake, Matthew Finch, Mitch Manzer, Jim Siergey; inks: Joe Sacco, Jaime Hernandez, Bob Staake, Matthew Finch, Mitch Manzer, Jim Siergey | Jaime Hernandez |