| 0 | - | cover | 1 | pencils: Xaime; inks: Xaime; colors: Rhea Patton | |
| 1 | Pirate Girl | comic story | 1 | script: Pat Moriarity; pencils: Pat Moriarity; inks: Pat Moriarity; letters: Pat Moriarity | |
| 2 | The Dirty Insides | table of contents | 3 | pencils: Jaime Hernandez; inks: Jaime Hernandez | |
| 3 | - | text article | 2 | script: Eric Reynolds | Dagwood Bumstead |
| 4 | Dirty Comics | comic story | 6 | script: Dylan Horrocks; pencils: Dylan Horrocks; inks: Dylan Horrocks; letters: Dylan Horrocks | |
| 5 | The Creation of a Pussy | comic story | 1 | script: David Lasky; pencils: David Lasky; inks: David Lasky; letters: David Lasky | |
| 6 | Meanwhile, Back at the Lab... | comic story | 2 | script: Tom Dougherty; pencils: Tom Dougherty; inks: Tom Dougherty; letters: Tom Dougherty | |
| 7 | The Adventures of Cock Crowe | comic story | 4 | script: Rick Altergott; pencils: Rick Altergott; inks: Rick Altergott; letters: Rick Altergott | |
| 8 | The $25 Story | comic story | 1 | script: Dave Cooper; pencils: Dave Cooper; inks: Dave Cooper; letters: Dave Cooper | |
| 9 | Fuck Me | comic story | 2 | script: Matt Madden; pencils: Matt Madden; inks: Matt Madden; letters: Matt Madden | |
| 10 | Lunch | comic story | 3 | script: Renée French; pencils: Renée French; inks: Renée French; letters: Renée French | |
| 11 | The Visitor | comic story | 2 | script: Pat McEown; pencils: Pat McEown; inks: Pat McEown; letters: Pat McEown | |
| 12 | For Fuck's Sake | comic story | 5 | script: Jeff Johnson; pencils: Jeff Johnson; inks: Jeff Johnson; letters: Jeff Johnson | |
| 13 | Ivan's Tijuana Funnies | cartoon | 1 | script: Ivan Brunetti; pencils: Ivan Brunetti; inks: Ivan Brunetti; letters: Ivan Brunetti | |
| 14 | Fuckin' with Dwight | comic story | 3 | script: David Greenberger; pencils: James Kochalka; inks: James Kochalka; letters: James Kochalka | |
| 15 | Whore-Sin Around | comic story | 2 | script: Dame Darcy; pencils: Dame Darcy; inks: Dame Darcy; letters: Dame Darcy | |
| 16 | A Modern Romance | comic story | 5 | script: Joven; pencils: Joven; inks: Joven; letters: Joven | |
| 17 | Havin' a Ball | comic story | 4 | script: Roberta Gregory; pencils: Roberta Gregory; inks: Roberta Gregory; letters: Roberta Gregory | |
| 18 | Lookin' for Love in Non-Existant Places | comic story | 1 | script: Peter Bagge; pencils: Peter Bagge; inks: Eric Reynolds | |
| 19 | P. C. Misogynist | comic story | 6 | script: Chelsea Cain; pencils: Jeremy Eaton; inks: Jeremy Eaton; letters: Jeremy Eaton | |
| 20 | Super Freak | comic story | 3 | script: Steven Weissman; pencils: Steven Weissman; inks: Steven Weissman; letters: Steven Weissman | |
| 21 | My Love for Jesus | comic story | 2 | script: Eric Reynolds; pencils: Eric Reynolds; inks: Eric Reynolds; letters: Eric Reynolds | |
| 22 | No Tan Lines | comic story | 5 | script: Bob Fingerman; pencils: Bob Fingerman; inks: Bob Fingerman; letters: Bob Fingerman | |
| 23 | Magic Kingdom | comic story | 5 | script: Carol Swain; pencils: Carol Swain; inks: Carol Swain; letters: Carol Swain | |
| 24 | Pot-Head Pete | comic story | 6 | script: Bill Wray; pencils: Bill Wray; inks: Bill Wray; letters: Bill Wray | |
| 25 | Dose Eckies | comic story | 2 | script: Gregory Banton; pencils: Gregory Banton; inks: Gregory Banton; letters: Gregory Banton | |
| 26 | Cut to the Chase | comic story | 2 | script: Jessica Abel; pencils: Jessica Abel; inks: Jessica Abel; letters: Jessica Abel | |
| 27 | Ukieo-E-Pope | comic story | 10 | script: Paul Pope; pencils: Paul Pope; inks: Paul Pope; letters: Paul Pope | |
| 28 | Midge's Tale | comic story | 3 | script: Brian S.; pencils: Smell of Steve Inc.; inks: Smell of Steve Inc.; letters: Smell of Steve Inc. | |
| 29 | Superfuck | comic story | 5 | script: Rich Tommaso; pencils: Rich Tommaso; inks: Eric Reynolds | |
| 30 | Another Jeannette | comic story | 6 | script: Ariel Bordeaux; pencils: Ariel Bordeaux; inks: Ariel Bordeaux; letters: Ariel Bordeaux | |
| 31 | Those Silly Ground Squirrels | comic story | 2 | script: Steve Lafler; pencils: Steve Lafler; inks: Steve Lafler; letters: Steve Lafler | |
| 32 | U-Bend | comic story | 1 | script: Luella Jane Wright; pencils: Luella Jane Wright; inks: Luella Jane Wright; letters: Luella Jane Wright | |
| 33 | The Book | comic story | 5 | script: Tom King; pencils: Tom King; inks: Tom King; letters: Tom King | |
| 34 | Dirty Stories Pin-Up Page | illustration | 1 | pencils: Jim Blanchard; inks: Jim Blanchard | |
| 35 | Big Lips Girl and Big Penis Boy | illustration | 1 | script: Dave Cooper; pencils: Dave Cooper; inks: Dave Cooper; letters: Dave Cooper | |
| 36 | It's a Wonderful Ass | comic story | 1 | script: Pat Moriarity; pencils: Pat Moriarity; inks: Pat Moriarity; letters: Pat Moriarity | |
| 37 | The Shaved Wet Girl 3 | illustration | 1 | script: Dave Cooper; pencils: Dave Cooper; inks: Dave Cooper; colors: Dave Cooper; letters: Dave Cooper | |