| 0 | - | cover | 1 | pencils: Peter Bagge; inks: Jim Blanchard; colors: Joanne Bagge, Citizen Color; letters: Peter Bagge | Buddy Bradley, Leonard "Stinky" Brown |
| 2 | Buddy Cleans House | comic story | 23 | script: Peter Bagge; pencils: P. Bagge; inks: Jim Blanchard; colors: Joanne Bagge, Citizen Color; letters: P. Bagge | Betty Bradley, Buddy Bradley, Butch Bradley, Leonard "Stinky" Brown Death, Jimmy Foley, Jay, Joel |
| 4 | Hi-Ho, Hatesters! | text article | 1 | script: Peter Bagge | |
| 5 | The History of My Penis, part one | text article | 1 | script: Selwyn Harris; pencils: Dame Darcy; inks: Dame Darcy | |
| 6 | Fascist Cartoonist | cartoon | 1 | script: Tom King; pencils: Walt Holcombe; inks: Walt Holcombe; letters: Walt Holcombe | Dennis the Menace |
| 7 | Kickin' Ass | text article | 1 | script: Aaron Lee, Peter Bagge; pencils: Peter Bagge; inks: Peter Bagge; letters: Peter Bagge | Aaron Lee |
| 9 | Up the Irish | comic story | 0.5 | script: Peter Bagge; pencils: Peter Bagge; inks: Eric Reynolds; letters: Peter Bagge | Shamrock; Squid |
| 10 | POTtery | comic story | 0.5 | script: Ariel Bordeaux; pencils: Ariel Bordeaux; inks: Ariel Bordeaux; colors: Joanne Bagge, Citizen Color; letters: Ariel Bordeaux | Gigglepuss; Sugar Britches |
| 12 | Truth is “Stanger” Than Fiction, part II: I Want to be Cloned | comic story | 1 | script: Dame Darcy; pencils: Dame Darcy; inks: Dame Darcy; letters: Dame Darcy | Dame Darcy; Dame Darcy's clone; Dame Darcy's friend; Dame Darcy's boyfriend |
| 14 | Chopsuey | comic story | 0.5 | script: Kevin Scalzo; pencils: Kevin Scalzo; inks: Kevin Scalzo; colors: Joanne Bagge, Citizen Color; letters: Kevin Scalzo | Pete |
| 16 | ...So You Wanna be a Rock & Roll Star! | comic story | 0.66 | script: Lynne Von Schlichting; pencils: Larry Fisher; inks: Larry Fisher; colors: Joanne Bagge, Citizen Color | Smart-Ass; Skanky Girl |
| 17 | Meet the Bitter Pill! | comic story | 0.34 | script: Lynne Von Schlichting; pencils: Larry Fisher; inks: Larry Fisher; colors: Joanne Bagge, Citizen Color | Smart Ass; The Bitter Pill |
| 19 | - | comic story | 1 | script: Rick Altergott; pencils: Rick Altergott; inks: Rick Altergott; colors: Rick Altergott, Citizen Color; letters: Rick Altergott | Doofus, Henry Hotchkiss |
| 21 | Caffy! | comic story | 7 | script: Peter Bagge, R. Crumb; pencils: Peter Bagge, R. Crumb; inks: Peter Bagge, R. Crumb; letters: Peter Bagge, R. Crumb | Caffy; Elton; Momsies; Lorenzo Pishocks; Sharlene; Caffy's three kids |