| 0 | - | cover | 1 | pencils: Doug Allen, Gary Leib; inks: Doug Allen, Gary Leib; colors: Al Columbia; letters: Doug Allen, Gary Leib | Candy Pant Mod; Little Rich Hillbilly (inset) |
| 1 | - | illustration | 2 | pencils: Doug Allen, Gary Leib; inks: Doug Allen, Gary Leib | |
| 2 | #7 Idiotland Contents | table of contents | 1 | pencils: Doug Allen, Gary Leib; inks: Doug Allen, Gary Leib; letters: Doug Allen, Gary Leib | |
| 3 | Letters Madly Illustrated | letters page | 1 | script: Gary Leib; pencils: Gary Leib, Doug Allen; inks: Gary Leib, Doug Allen; letters: Gary Leib | |
| 4 | Margarita Schnapps and Lavender Sachet | comic story | 4 | script: Doug Allen, Gary Leib; pencils: Doug Allen, Gary Leib; inks: Doug Allen, Gary Leib; letters: Doug Allen, Gary Leib | |
| 5 | "Fun" Page with Rudy and... Puti | activity | 1 | script: Doug Allen, Gary Leib; pencils: Doug Allen, Gary Leib; inks: Doug Allen, Gary Leib; letters: Doug Allen, Gary Leib | Rudy; Puti |
| 6 | Hans Porkburger's Fables I Forgot | comic story | 3.67 | script: Doug Allen, Gary Leib; pencils: Doug Allen, Gary Leib; inks: Doug Allen, Gary Leib; letters: Doug Allen, Gary Leib | |
| 7 | This is the Advertisement for Doodles & Elastic | promo (ad from the publisher) | 0.33 | script: Doug Allen, Gary Leib; pencils: Doug Allen, Gary Leib; inks: Doug Allen, Gary Leib; letters: Doug Allen, Gary Leib | |
| 8 | My Dick Turned into a 'Julie' | comic story | 2 | script: Doug Allen, Gary Leib; pencils: Doug Allen, Gary Leib; inks: Doug Allen, Gary Leib; letters: Doug Allen, Gary Leib | |
| 9 | The Artist Goes to War | illustration | 1 | script: Doug Allen, Gary Leib; pencils: Doug Allen, Gary Leib; inks: Doug Allen, Gary Leib; letters: Doug Allen, Gary Leib | Rudy; Puti |
| 10 | Beef Baron | comic story | 1 | script: Doug Allen, Gary Leib; pencils: Doug Allen, Gary Leib; inks: Doug Allen, Gary Leib; letters: Doug Allen, Gary Leib | |
| 11 | Secrets of Perspective | comic story | 3 | script: Doug Allen, Gary Leib; pencils: Doug Allen, Gary Leib; inks: Doug Allen, Gary Leib; letters: Doug Allen, Gary Leib | |
| 12 | Pencil Pictures | comic story | 1 | script: Doug Allen, Gary Leib; pencils: Doug Allen, Gary Leib; inks: Doug Allen, Gary Leib; letters: Doug Allen, Gary Leib | |
| 13 | Erasers on Parade | comic story | 0.85 | script: Doug Allen, Gary Leib; pencils: Doug Allen, Gary Leib; inks: Doug Allen, Gary Leib; letters: Doug Allen, Gary Leib | |
| 14 | Doodles and "Elastic" | comic story | 0.15 | script: Doug Allen, Gary Leib; pencils: Doug Allen, Gary Leib; inks: Doug Allen, Gary Leib; letters: Doug Allen, Gary Leib | |
| 15 | Evita Bitch from Hell | comic story | 3 | script: Doug Allen, Gary Leib; pencils: Doug Allen, Gary Leib; inks: Doug Allen, Gary Leib; letters: Doug Allen, Gary Leib | |
| 16 | The Undelicious III | comic story | 0.85 | script: Doug Allen, Gary Leib; pencils: Doug Allen, Gary Leib; inks: Doug Allen, Gary Leib; letters: Doug Allen, Gary Leib | |
| 17 | Don't Miss Lunch Money | promo (ad from the publisher) | 0.15 | script: Doug Allen, Gary Leib; pencils: Doug Allen, Gary Leib; inks: Doug Allen, Gary Leib; letters: Doug Allen, Gary Leib | |
| 18 | Cut it Out | activity | 1 | script: Doug Allen, Gary Leib; pencils: Doug Allen, Gary Leib; inks: Doug Allen, Gary Leib; colors: Doug Allen, Gary Leib; letters: Doug Allen, Gary Leib | |