| 0 | - | cover | 1 | script: Daniel Clowes; pencils: Daniel Clowes; inks: Daniel Clowes; colors: Rayson Films; letters: Daniel Clowes | Daniel Clowes; Lloyd Llewellyn; Gregg; Devil Doll [Pat] |
| 1 | - | blank page(s) | 2 | | |
| 2 | - | credits, title page | 4 | pencils: Daniel Clowes; inks: Daniel Clowes; letters: Daniel Clowes | |
| 3 | What is the Most Important Invention of the Twentieth Century? | comic story | 1 | script: David Greenberger; pencils: Daniel Clowes; inks: Daniel Clowes; letters: Daniel Clowes | |
| 4 | I Hate You Deeply | comic story | 5 | script: Daniel Clowes; pencils: Daniel Clowes; inks: Daniel Clowes; letters: Daniel Clowes | Lloyd Llewellyn; Emmet Ceeley |
| 5 | 666 - A Preview of the Coming Apocalypse | comic story | 6 | script: Daniel Clowes; pencils: Daniel Clowes; inks: Daniel Clowes; letters: Daniel Clowes | The Antichrist; Jesus Christ |
| 6 | Sexual Frustration | comic story | 1 | script: Daniel Clowes; pencils: Daniel Clowes; inks: Daniel Clowes; letters: Daniel Clowes | |
| 7 | The Laffin' Spittin' Man | comic story | 6 | script: Daniel Clowes; pencils: Daniel Clowes; inks: Daniel Clowes; letters: Daniel Clowes | Lloyd Llewellyn; Louise Ceeley; Emmett Ceeley; Laffin' Spittin' Man |
| 8 | The Stroll | comic story | 5 | script: Daniel Clowes; pencils: Daniel Clowes; inks: Daniel Clowes; letters: Daniel Clowes | Toupee Guy; Lisa |
| 9 | Paranoid | comic story | 1 | script: Daniel Clowes; pencils: Daniel Clowes; inks: Daniel Clowes; letters: Daniel Clowes | God; God's Friend; Perry Snoid |
| 10 | The Dope Peddler | comic story | 4 | script: Daniel Clowes; pencils: Daniel Clowes; inks: Daniel Clowes; letters: Daniel Clowes | Freddy Brown the Squirt; Mr. Brown; Dimmwitt; Boss; Cappy; Hi-Fi; Hippie; Special Agent Jones |
| 11 | Devil Doll? | comic story | 3 | script: Daniel Clowes; pencils: Daniel Clowes; inks: Daniel Clowes; letters: Daniel Clowes | Pat; Ms. Nimrod; The Ram; Bad Bill; Ms. Chill; Margaret; Greg; Satan; Moloch |
| 12 | What Did George Washington's Voice Sound Like? | comic story | 1 | script: David Greenberger; pencils: Daniel Clowes; inks: Daniel Clowes; letters: Daniel Clowes | |
| 13 | Life in These United States | comic story | 8 | script: Peter Bagge; pencils: Daniel Clowes; inks: Daniel Clowes; letters: Daniel Clowes | Emma; Joan; Bill; Hank |
| 14 | The Operator | comic story | 2 | script: Daniel Clowes; pencils: Daniel Clowes; inks: Daniel Clowes; letters: Daniel Clowes | Freddy Brown the Squirt; Sandy; Freddy's Mom; Freddy's Dad; Sandy's Dad |
| 15 | The Truth | comic story | 1 | script: Daniel Clowes; pencils: Daniel Clowes; inks: Daniel Clowes; letters: Daniel Clowes | Artist |
| 16 | What Can Robots Do? | comic story | 1 | script: Daniel Clowes; pencils: Daniel Clowes; inks: Daniel Clowes; letters: Daniel Clowes | |
| 17 | The Show of Violence | comic story | 5 | script: Daniel Clowes, Fredric Wertham; pencils: Daniel Clowes; inks: Daniel Clowes; letters: Rick Altergott | Fredric Wertham; Martin Lavin; Robert Irwin; Albert Fish; Forlino |
| 18 | Seduction of the Innocent | comic story | 6 | script: Daniel Clowes, Fredric Wertham; pencils: Daniel Clowes; inks: Daniel Clowes; letters: Daniel Clowes | Fredric Wertham; Six-Year-Old Boy; Boy of Seven; Eight Year Old Boy; Eight Year Old's Mother; Ten-Year-Old Son |
| 19 | Curtain of Sanity | comic story | 1 | script: Daniel Clowes; pencils: Daniel Clowes; inks: Daniel Clowes; letters: Daniel Clowes | |
| 20 | I Love You Tenderly | comic story | 4 | script: Daniel Clowes; pencils: Daniel Clowes; inks: Daniel Clowes; letters: Daniel Clowes | Lloyd Llewellyn; Ben (cameo); Jerry (cameo); Wallflower-Type; Honest-to-God Eccentric; Mason Reese; Fat Slob Dork |
| 21 | One for the Father | comic story | 8 | script: James Russell Clowes; pencils: Daniel Clowes; inks: Daniel Clowes; letters: Daniel Clowes | Dade; She |
| 22 | Marooned on a Desert Island With the People on the Subway | comic story | 4 | script: Daniel Clowes; pencils: Daniel Clowes; inks: Daniel Clowes; letters: Daniel Clowes | |
| 23 | The Future | comic story | 5 | script: Daniel Clowes; pencils: Daniel Clowes; inks: Daniel Clowes; letters: Daniel Clowes | Humble Prophet [Daniel Clowes]; Kirk Cameron (cameo) |
| 24 | What Do You Do For a Cold? | comic story | 1 | script: David Greenberger; pencils: Daniel Clowes; inks: Daniel Clowes; letters: Daniel Clowes | |
| 25 | Playful Obsession | comic story | 3 | script: Daniel Clowes; pencils: Daniel Clowes; inks: Daniel Clowes; letters: Daniel Clowes | Willie Willions; Insignificant Shrimp; Gregg; Sweet Sal; Obesity Hopkins; Little Octagon; Pothead |
| 26 | The Sense-Assaulter | comic story | 1 | script: Rick Altergott, Daniel Clowes; pencils: Daniel Clowes; inks: Daniel Clowes; letters: Daniel Clowes | The Sense-Assaulter |
| 27 | Frankie & Johnnie | comic story | 3 | script: Daniel Clowes; pencils: Daniel Clowes; inks: Daniel Clowes; letters: Daniel Clowes | Frankie; Johnny; Bartender; Alice Bly; Sergeant |
| 28 | Why Do People Spit? | comic story | 0.8 | script: David Greenberger; pencils: Daniel Clowes; inks: Daniel Clowes; letters: Daniel Clowes | |
| 29 | Color TV | comic story | 0.2 | script: Daniel Clowes; pencils: Daniel Clowes; inks: Daniel Clowes; letters: Daniel Clowes | Grandmother |
| 30 | Just Another Day | comic story | 4 | script: Daniel Clowes; pencils: Daniel Clowes; inks: Daniel Clowes; letters: Daniel Clowes | Daniel Clowes; Steve |
| 31 | Where Do Wiseguys Come From? | comic story | 1 | script: David Greenberger; pencils: Daniel Clowes; inks: Daniel Clowes; letters: Daniel Clowes | |
| 32 | - | promo (ad from the publisher) | 1 | | |
| 33 | - | blank page(s) | 3 | | |
| 34 | - | illustration | 1 | pencils: Daniel Clowes; inks: Daniel Clowes; colors: Rayson Films; letters: Daniel Clowes | |