| 0 | Strips about slimebags, dirtballs, junkies, sluts, cartoonists and other scum from the clean-cut and well-mannered Pat Moriarity! | cover | 1 | script: Pat Moriarity; pencils: Pat Moriarity; inks: Pat Moriarity; colors: Pat Moriarity; letters: Pat Moriarity | Marquis; The Human Blockhead; Man With Two Mistresses; Ryan |
| 1 | - | illustration | 2 | pencils: Pat Moriarity, Jeff Johnson; inks: Pat Moriarity, Jeff Johnson; letters: Pat Moriarity | |
| 2 | Popcorn Pimps | credits, title page | 2 | letters: typeset | |
| 3 | Introduction | foreword, introduction, preface, afterword | 1 | script: Dennis P. Eichhorn | Pat Moriarity (photo); Dennis Eichhorn (photo); J. R. Williams (photo); Jim Blanchard (photo) |
| 4 | Contents | table of contents | 2 | pencils: Pat Moriarity; inks: Pat Moriarity | |
| 5 | Pop•corn Pimp | foreword, introduction, preface, afterword | 1 | letters: typeset | |
| 6 | Popcorn Pimps | comic story | 14 | script: Patrick Moriarity; pencils: Patrick Moriarity; inks: Patrick Moriarity; letters: Patrick Moriarity | Pat Moriarity; Sgt. Stream; Larry [Lexy Smith]; Dee [Darren Smith]; Steve; Jeff; Mark; Robert Cardoza |
| 7 | A Bit On Naughty Bits | comic story | 1 | script: Pat Moriarity; pencils: Pat Moriarity; inks: Pat Moriarity; letters: Pat Moriarity | Pat Moriarity; Pat's Mom; Pat's Dad |
| 8 | Death of a Junkie | comic story | 6 | script: Dennis Eichhorn; pencils: Pat Moriarity; inks: Pat Moriarity; letters: Pat Moriarity | Dennis Eichhorn; Tim Gazaway; Mitch; Jack; Ryan; Squirrel |
| 9 | Moriarity Mouse | comic story | 1 | script: Pat Moriarity; pencils: Pat Moriarity; inks: Pat Moriarity; letters: Pat Moriarity | Moriarity Mouse |
| 10 | The Man With Two Mistresses | comic story | 4 | script: Charles Santino; pencils: Pat Moriarity; inks: Pat Moriarity; letters: Gil Jordan | Man With Two Mistresses; Young Mistress; Not-So-Young-Mistress |
| 11 | True Story- Sept. 1990 in Wisc. | comic story | 1 | script: Pat Moriarity; pencils: Pat Moriarity; inks: Pat Moriarity; letters: Pat Moriarity | |
| 12 | Oregon Chainsaw Massacre | comic story | 2 | script: Mike Campbell, Mike Lang; pencils: Pat Moriarity; inks: Pat Moriarity; letters: Pat Moriarity | |
| 13 | Me So Horny | comic story | 2 | script: Fresh Kid Ice, Brother Marquis, Luther Campbell, DJ Mr. Mixx, 2 Live Crew; pencils: Pat Moriarity; inks: Pat Moriarity; letters: Pat Moriarity | Marquis |
| 14 | A Love Fantasy | comic story | 2 | pencils: Pat Moriarity; inks: Pat Moriarity; letters: Pat Moriarity | Pat |
| 15 | Him Who We Abuse | comic story | 2 | script: Worden; pencils: Moriarity; inks: Moriarity; letters: Moriarity | Pathetic Worm |
| 16 | Composer's Block | comic story | 3 | script: Dennis Eichhorn; pencils: Patrick Moriarity; inks: Jim Blanchard; letters: Pat Moriarity | Mabel; Mr. Big |
| 17 | Thanksgiving With Maggie | comic story | 1 | script: Maggie Bloodstone; pencils: Pat Moriarity; inks: J. Little | Maggie Bloodstone; Gary Groth (unseen); Robert Crumb (unseen); Bill Willingham (unseen); Pat Moriarity (unseen) |
| 18 | Fuss On the Bus | comic story | 2 | script: Dennis P. Eichhorn; pencils: Pat Moriarity; inks: Jim Blanchard; letters: Jim Blanchard | Dennis Eichhorn; Bus Driver |
| 19 | Frank Lloyd Wright is So Mundane | comic story | 2 | script: Pat Moriarity; pencils: Pat Moriarity; inks: Art Penn | Architecture Student |
| 20 | Proof | comic story | 3 | script: Dennis P. Eichhorn; pencils: Pat Moriarity; inks: Jim Blanchard | Ace International [Dennis Eichhorn]; Mink; Peggy; FBI Agent #1; FBI Agent #2 |
| 21 | On the Road With the Goops | comic story | 8 | script: Pat Moriarity; pencils: Pat Moriarity; inks: Jim Blanchard | The Goops [Heffman; Vlad; El; Bass Player of the Week]; Pat Moriarity; Jim Blanchard; Dennis; Mark |
| 22 | - | comic story | 1 | script: Pat Moriarity; pencils: Pat Moriarity; inks: Pat Moriarity; letters: Pat Moriarity | Jackson Pollock; Peggy Guggenheim; Psychiatrist |
| 23 | Mr. Statistic Moves to Seattle | comic story | 2 | script: Pat Moriarity; pencils: Pat Moriarity; inks: Pat Moriarity; letters: Pat Moriarity | |
| 24 | Duck Blood Soup | comic story | 1 | script: Eichhorn; pencils: Moriarity; inks: Blanchard; letters: Crabb | Dennis Eichhorn; Pat Moriarity; Jim Blanchard; R.L. Crabb; Donald Duck (unnamed) |
| 25 | How the Comics Journal Gets Made | comic story | 1 | script: Pat Moriarity; pencils: Pat Moriarity; inks: Pat Moriarity; letters: Pat Moriarity | Pat Moriarity; Doug Ogg; New Managing Editor; U.P.S. Man; Gary Groth |
| 26 | Devil Stay Away From Me | comic story | 2 | script: J. R. Williams; pencils: Pat Moriarity; inks: Earl Crabb | Devil |
| 27 | Karmic Kegling | comic story | 1.5 | script: Dennis Eichhorn; pencils: Pat Moriarity; inks: Pat Moriarity; letters: Pat Moriarity | Nancy (unnamed); Dennis Eichhorn (unnamed) |
| 28 | Poop | comic story | 0.5 | script: Pat Moriarity; pencils: Pat Moriarity; inks: Pat Moriarity; letters: Pat Moriarity | |
| 29 | Dig the New Breed! | comic story | 2 | script: Pat Moriarity; pencils: Pat Moriarity; inks: Pat Moriarity; letters: Pat Moriarity | |
| 30 | The Human Blockhead | cartoon | 1 | script: Pat Moriarity; pencils: Pat Moriarity; inks: Pat Moriarity; letters: Pat Moriarity | The Human Blockhead; Lobster Boy |
| 31 | - | promo (ad from the publisher) | 1 | script: Pat Moriarity; pencils: Pat Moriarity; inks: Pat Moriarity; letters: Pat Moriarity | Pat Moriarity |