| 0 | - | cover | 1 | pencils: Michael Kupperman; inks: Michael Kupperman; colors: Michael Kupperman | |
| 1 | Title Page & Credits | credits, title page | 2 | pencils: Michael Kupperman; inks: Michael Kupperman; colors: Michael Kupperman | |
| 2 | - | illustration | 1 | pencils: Michael Kupperman; inks: Michael Kupperman; colors: Michael Kupperman | |
| 3 | Mandate the Magician | comic story | 2 | script: Michael Kupperman; pencils: Michael Kupperman; inks: Michael Kupperman; colors: Michael Kupperman | Mandate the Magician; Janice; Master Ching |
| 4 | Fart Boobs | comic story | 1 | script: Michael Kupperman; pencils: Michael Kupperman; inks: Michael Kupperman; colors: Michael Kupperman | Fart Boobs |
| 5 | Journey into Adventure | comic story | 0.25 | script: Michael Kupperman; pencils: Michael Kupperman; inks: Michael Kupperman; colors: Michael Kupperman | Bambiffpow Jackson |
| 6 | Good Grief! Still More Wuthering Heights | comic story | 0.25 | script: Michael Kupperman; pencils: Michael Kupperman; inks: Michael Kupperman; colors: Michael Kupperman | Albert Einstein |
| 7 | The Librarian in the Tuna Cassarole | comic story | 0.25 | script: Michael Kupperman; pencils: Michael Kupperman; inks: Michael Kupperman | Mr. Morales; Billy |
| 8 | The Hoardy Boys | comic story | 0.25 | script: Michael Kupperman; pencils: Michael Kupperman; inks: Michael Kupperman; colors: Michael Kupperman | |
| 9 | - | cover reprint (on interior page) | 1 | pencils: Michael Kupperman; inks: Michael Kupperman; colors: Michael Kupperman | |
| 10 | #5 Is the Old People's Issue! | foreword, introduction, preface, afterword | 1 | pencils: Michael Kupperman; inks: Michael Kupperman; colors: Michael Kupperman | |
| 11 | Remember the Past? | text story | 3 | script: Michael Kupperman; pencils: Michael Kupperman; inks: Michael Kupperman; colors: Michael Kupperman | |
| 12 | Ever-Approaching Grandpa | comic story | 1 | script: Michael Kupperman; pencils: Michael Kupperman; inks: Michael Kupperman | |
| 13 | Sherlock Holmes versus Jungle Boy | cartoon | 0.25 | script: Michael Kupperman; pencils: Michael Kupperman; inks: Michael Kupperman; colors: Michael Kupperman | |
| 14 | Tales of the Intestinal Submarine | cartoon | 0.25 | script: Michael Kupperman; pencils: Michael Kupperman; inks: Michael Kupperman; colors: Michael Kupperman | |
| 15 | Johnny Exposition | cartoon | 0.25 | script: Michael Kupperman; pencils: Michael Kupperman; inks: Michael Kupperman; colors: Michael Kupperman | |
| 16 | Show Me Your Weiner! | cartoon | 0.25 | script: Michael Kupperman; pencils: Michael Kupperman; inks: Michael Kupperman; colors: Michael Kupperman | |
| 17 | How to Pattern Print with a Potato, Johnny | comic story | 1 | script: Michael Kupperman; pencils: Michael Kupperman; inks: Michael Kupperman; colors: Michael Kupperman | |
| 18 | - | cartoon | 1 | script: Michael Kupperman; pencils: Michael Kupperman; inks: Michael Kupperman | |
| 19 | Old Tune Favorites! | text story | 1 | script: Michael Kupperman | |
| 20 | Twain & Einstein | cartoon | 2 | script: Michael Kupperman; pencils: Michael Kupperman; inks: Michael Kupperman; colors: Michael Kupperman | |
| 21 | Mark Twain: Hollywood Detective | comic story | 10 | script: Michael Kupperman; pencils: Michael Kupperman; inks: Michael Kupperman; colors: Michael Kupperman | |
| 22 | Twain & Einstein Letters Page | text story | 1 | script: Michael Kupperman; pencils: Michael Kupperman; inks: Michael Kupperman; colors: Michael Kupperman | |
| 23 | The Twain Files: 1975 | comic story | 2 | script: Michael Kupperman; pencils: Michael Kupperman; inks: Michael Kupperman; colors: Michael Kupperman | Mark Twain |
| 24 | Buzz Aldrin's Strange Missions | comic story | 1 | script: Michael Kupperman; pencils: Michael Kupperman; inks: Michael Kupperman; colors: Michael Kupperman | Buzz Aldrin |
| 25 | Real Old-Timey Horror | cartoon | 1 | script: Michael Kupperman; pencils: Michael Kupperman; inks: Michael Kupperman; colors: Michael Kupperman | |
| 26 | Birth of the Monkees | comic story | 1 | script: Michael Kupperman; pencils: Michael Kupperman; inks: Michael Kupperman; colors: Michael Kupperman | |
| 27 | Legs to Die for! | comic story | 5 | script: Michael Kupperman; pencils: Michael Kupperman; inks: Michael Kupperman | |
| 28 | Albert Einstein's Flashback Scheme | text story | 2 | script: Michael Kupperman; pencils: Michael Kupperman; inks: Michael Kupperman | |
| 29 | Ben Franklin Inventor of the Bar Code | cartoon | 1 | script: Michael Kupperman; pencils: Michael Kupperman; inks: Michael Kupperman; colors: Michael Kupperman | |
| 30 | The Odd Couple of Draculas | cartoon | 1 | script: Michael Kupperman; pencils: Michael Kupperman; inks: Michael Kupperman; colors: Michael Kupperman | Felix Dracula; Oscar Dracula |
| 31 | The Fist | comic story | 0.25 | script: Michael Kupperman; pencils: Michael Kupperman; inks: Michael Kupperman; colors: Michael Kupperman | The Fist [Johnson] |
| 32 | The Human Meatball | comic story | 0.5 | script: Michael Kupperman; pencils: Michael Kupperman; inks: Michael Kupperman; colors: Michael Kupperman | Human Meatball |
| 33 | Skull Groin | comic story | 0.25 | script: Michael Kupperman; pencils: Michael Kupperman; inks: Michael Kupperman; colors: Michael Kupperman | |
| 34 | Gladiator & Snivolus | comic story | 2 | script: Michael Kupperman; pencils: Michael Kupperman; inks: Michael Kupperman; colors: Michael Kupperman | Gladiator; Snivolus |
| 35 | - | cartoon | 1 | script: Michael Kupperman; pencils: Michael Kupperman; inks: Michael Kupperman | |
| 36 | This Month Only in Weird Sandwich Magazine | cartoon | 1 | script: Michael Kupperman; pencils: Michael Kupperman; inks: Michael Kupperman; colors: Michael Kupperman | |
| 37 | - | cover reprint (on interior page) | 1 | pencils: Michael Kupperman; inks: Michael Kupperman; colors: Michael Kupperman | |
| 38 | - | illustration | 1 | pencils: Michael Kupperman; inks: Michael Kupperman; colors: Michael Kupperman; letters: Michael Kupperman | |
| 39 | Jungle Princess | comic story | 9 | script: Michael Kupperman; pencils: Michael Kupperman; inks: Michael Kupperman; colors: Michael Kupperman; letters: Michael Kupperman | Jungle Princess; Tigerboss (death); Chase Bradburn (Jungle Princess' boyfriend); The Senior Citizen |
| 40 | Modern Wallpaper | illustration | 2 | script: Michael Kupperman; pencils: Michael Kupperman; inks: Michael Kupperman; colors: Michael Kupperman | Jungle Princess |
| 41 | Jewel Stool | comic story | 1 | script: Michael Kupperman; pencils: Michael Kupperman; inks: Michael Kupperman; colors: Michael Kupperman; letters: Michael Kupperman | |
| 42 | All About Drainage | comic story | 8 | script: Michael Kupperman; pencils: Michael Kupperman; inks: Michael Kupperman; colors: Michael Kupperman; letters: Michael Kupperman | |
| 43 | - | cartoon | 1 | script: Michael Kupperman; pencils: Michael Kupperman; inks: Michael Kupperman; colors: Michael Kupperman | |
| 44 | Chasin' the Dream | text story | 1.2 | script: Michael Kupperman; pencils: Michael Kupperman; inks: Michael Kupperman; colors: Michael Kupperman | Albert Einstein |
| 45 | Books Are Stupid | comic story | 0.8 | script: Michael Kupperman; pencils: Michael Kupperman; inks: Michael Kupperman; colors: Michael Kupperman; letters: Michael Kupperman | |
| 46 | Gary Worth | comic story | 0.5 | script: Michael Kupperman; pencils: Michael Kupperman; inks: Michael Kupperman; colors: Michael Kupperman; letters: Michael Kupperman | |
| 47 | Women Love a Man in an Apiary Hat | cartoon | 0.5 | script: Michael Kupperman; pencils: Michael Kupperman; inks: Michael Kupperman; colors: Michael Kupperman | |
| 48 | So Boldly We Dare | comic story | 7 | script: Michael Kupperman; pencils: Michael Kupperman; inks: Michael Kupperman; colors: Michael Kupperman | Albert Einstein |
| 49 | Cowboy Oscar Wilde | cartoon | 1 | script: Michael Kupperman; pencils: Michael Kupperman; inks: Michael Kupperman; colors: Michael Kupperman; letters: Michael Kupperman | Oscar Wilde |
| 50 | Faux ads | cartoon | 1 | script: Michael Kupperman; pencils: Michael Kupperman; inks: Michael Kupperman; colors: Michael Kupperman | |
| 51 | Noses and Roses | illustration | 1 | pencils: Michael Kupperman; inks: Michael Kupperman; colors: Michael Kupperman | |
| 52 | Old People! You Need Insurance! | cartoon | 1 | script: Michael Kupperman; pencils: Michael Kupperman; inks: Michael Kupperman; colors: Michael Kupperman | |
| 53 | Mr. Flopears | comic story | 1 | script: Michael Kupperman; pencils: Michael Kupperman; inks: Michael Kupperman; colors: Michael Kupperman | Mr. Flopears; Bart Wellington |
| 54 | The Ghost | comic story | 3 | script: Michael Kupperman; pencils: Michael Kupperman; inks: Michael Kupperman; colors: Michael Kupperman | The Ghost [Peter Mullan] |
| 55 | Ride of a Lifetime | comic story | 1 | script: Michael Kupperman; pencils: Michael Kupperman; inks: Michael Kupperman; colors: Michael Kupperman; letters: Michael Kupperman | Wonder Book Junior; Brian Johnson |
| 56 | - | cover reprint (on interior page) | 1 | pencils: Michael Kupperman; inks: Michael Kupperman; colors: Michael Kupperman | |
| 57 | The Scam Continues | cartoon | 1 | pencils: Michael Kupperman; inks: Michael Kupperman; colors: Michael Kupperman; letters: Michael Kupperman | |
| 58 | Scary Bathtub Stories | cartoon | 1 | script: Michael Kupperman; pencils: Michael Kupperman; inks: Michael Kupperman; colors: Michael Kupperman; letters: Michael Kupperman | |
| 59 | Scary Bathtub Stories | comic story | 2 | script: Michael Kupperman; pencils: Michael Kupperman; inks: Michael Kupperman; colors: Michael Kupperman; letters: Michael Kupperman | |
| 60 | Bath of Death | comic story | 2 | script: Michael Kupperman; pencils: Michael Kupperman; inks: Michael Kupperman; colors: Michael Kupperman; letters: Michael Kupperman | |
| 61 | Avoid the Nightmare of Baths | cartoon | 1 | script: Michael Kupperman; pencils: Michael Kupperman; inks: Michael Kupperman; colors: Michael Kupperman; letters: Michael Kupperman | |
| 62 | Quincy, M.E. | cartoon | 1 | script: Michael Kupperman; pencils: Michael Kupperman; inks: Michael Kupperman; colors: Michael Kupperman; letters: Michael Kupperman | |
| 63 | Catare | cartoon | 1 | script: Michael Kupperman; pencils: Michael Kupperman; inks: Michael Kupperman; colors: Michael Kupperman; letters: Michael Kupperman | |
| 64 | Quincy, M.E. | comic story | 4 | script: Michael Kupperman; pencils: Michael Kupperman; inks: Michael Kupperman; colors: Michael Kupperman; letters: Michael Kupperman | Quincy; Charlie Chaplin; Saint Peter |
| 65 | Saint Peter Comics | cartoon | 1 | script: Michael Kupperman; pencils: Michael Kupperman; inks: Michael Kupperman; colors: Michael Kupperman; letters: Michael Kupperman | |
| 66 | - | photo story | 1 | script: Michael Kupperman; pencils: Michael Kupperman; inks: Michael Kupperman; colors: Michael Kupperman; letters: Michael Kupperman | Kate; Neil |
| 67 | Saint Peter | comic story | 4 | script: Michael Kupperman; pencils: Michael Kupperman; inks: Michael Kupperman; colors: Michael Kupperman; letters: Michael Kupperman | Saint Peter; Quincy; Henry Winkler; Leonardo DiCaprio |
| 68 | Reservoir Dogs 2 | comic story | 6 | script: Michael Kupperman; pencils: Michael Kupperman; inks: Michael Kupperman; colors: Michael Kupperman; letters: Michael Kupperman | Quincy; Sigmund Freud |
| 69 | A Voyage to Narnia | photo story | 2 | script: Michael Kupperman; pencils: Michael Kupperman; inks: Michael Kupperman; colors: Michael Kupperman; letters: Michael Kupperman | Kate; Neil |
| 70 | The Hamanimal | comic story | 2 | script: Michael Kupperman; pencils: Michael Kupperman; inks: Michael Kupperman; colors: Michael Kupperman; letters: Michael Kupperman | J. Bradford Willingdon; Jupiter |
| 71 | McArf | comic story | 2 | script: Michael Kupperman; pencils: Michael Kupperman; inks: Michael Kupperman; colors: Michael Kupperman; letters: Michael Kupperman | |
| 72 | Family Affairs | comic story | 2 | script: Michael Kupperman; pencils: Michael Kupperman; inks: Michael Kupperman; colors: Michael Kupperman; letters: Michael Kupperman | |
| 73 | - | cartoon | 1 | script: Michael Kupperman; pencils: Michael Kupperman; inks: Michael Kupperman; colors: Michael Kupperman; letters: Michael Kupperman | Quincy; Saint Peter |
| 74 | Contamination Alarm | illustration | 1 | pencils: Michael Kupperman; inks: Michael Kupperman; colors: Michael Kupperman; letters: Michael Kupperman | |
| 75 | Gordon Ramsay's Fairy Tale Toilet Kitchen Nightmares | cartoon | 1 | script: Michael Kupperman; pencils: Michael Kupperman; inks: Michael Kupperman; colors: Michael Kupperman; letters: Michael Kupperman | Gordon Ramsay; Humpty Dumpty |
| 76 | Clippys | cartoon | 1 | script: Michael Kupperman; pencils: Michael Kupperman; inks: Michael Kupperman; colors: Michael Kupperman | |
| 77 | All New Adventures of Holmes & Watson | cartoon | 0.25 | script: Michael Kupperman; pencils: Michael Kupperman; inks: Michael Kupperman; colors: Michael Kupperman | James Watson; John Holmes |
| 78 | Twain & Einstein Meet the Sexy Government Animals | cartoon | 0.25 | script: Michael Kupperman; pencils: Michael Kupperman; inks: Michael Kupperman; colors: Michael Kupperman; letters: Michael Kupperman | Albert Einstein |
| 79 | The Turducken Fuckers | cartoon | 0.25 | script: Michael Kupperman; pencils: Michael Kupperman; inks: Michael Kupperman; colors: Michael Kupperman | |
| 80 | Unpleasant Household Odors | cartoon | 0.25 | script: Michael Kupperman; pencils: Michael Kupperman; inks: Michael Kupperman; colors: Michael Kupperman; letters: Michael Kupperman | |
| 81 | Buddy Baker in the 25th Century | comic story | 1 | script: Michael Kupperman; pencils: Michael Kupperman; inks: Michael Kupperman; colors: Michael Kupperman; letters: Michael Kupperman | Buddy Baker |
| 82 | Billy & the Giant Gangster | comic story | 1 | script: Michael Kupperman; pencils: Michael Kupperman; inks: Michael Kupperman; colors: Michael Kupperman | Billy; Tony Pickles |
| 83 | McGritte the Surrealist Crime Dog | comic story | 1 | script: Michael Kupperman; pencils: Michael Kupperman; inks: Michael Kupperman; colors: Michael Kupperman; letters: Michael Kupperman | McGritte |
| 84 | - | cover reprint (on interior page) | 1 | pencils: Michael Kupperman; inks: Michael Kupperman; colors: Michael Kupperman | |
| 85 | - | illustration | 1 | pencils: Michael Kupperman; inks: Michael Kupperman; colors: Michael Kupperman; letters: Michael Kupperman | |
| 86 | Red Warren's Train & Bus Coloring Book | comic story | 8 | script: Michael Kupperman; pencils: Michael Kupperman; inks: Michael Kupperman; colors: Michael Kupperman; letters: Michael Kupperman | |
| 87 | Murder, She Goat | comic story | 5 | script: Michael Kupperman; pencils: Michael Kupperman; inks: Michael Kupperman; colors: Michael Kupperman; letters: Michael Kupperman | |
| 88 | - | text story | 1 | script: Michael Kupperman; pencils: Michael Kupperman; inks: Michael Kupperman; colors: Michael Kupperman | |
| 89 | Bertrand Copillon a.k.a. "The Scythe" | comic story | 6 | script: Michael Kupperman; pencils: Michael Kupperman; inks: Michael Kupperman; colors: Michael Kupperman; letters: Michael Kupperman | Bertrand Copillon |
| 90 | Moon 69 The True Story of the 1969 Moon Launch | comic story | 12 | script: Michael Kupperman; pencils: Michael Kupperman; inks: Michael Kupperman; colors: Michael Kupperman; letters: Michael Kupperman | Richard Nixon; Buzz Aldrin; Neil Armstrong; Smedley; Lt. Columbo |
| 91 | - | text story | 1 | script: Michael Kupperman; pencils: Michael Kupperman; inks: Michael Kupperman; colors: Michael Kupperman | |
| 92 | P. Lees Turnyerbak | cartoon | 1 | script: Michael Kupperman; pencils: Michael Kupperman; inks: Michael Kupperman; colors: Michael Kupperman | |
| 93 | Frog and Car | illustration | 1 | pencils: Michael Kupperman; inks: Michael Kupperman; colors: Michael Kupperman | |
| 94 | Hypnotize Yourself the Thrizzle Way | illustration | 1 | pencils: Michael Kupperman; inks: Michael Kupperman; colors: Michael Kupperman | |
| 95 | Homework? No Work! | comic story | 3 | script: Michael Kupperman; pencils: Michael Kupperman; inks: Michael Kupperman; colors: Michael Kupperman | Albert Einstein |