| 0 | - | cover | 1 | pencils: Richard Sala; inks: Richard Sala; colors: Richard Sala; letters: Richard Sala | |
| 1 | - | cartoon | 1 | script: Mats!?; pencils: Mats!?; inks: Mats!?; colors: Mats!?; letters: Mats!? | |
| 2 | - | credits, title page | 1 | letters: typeset | |
| 3 | ZEROHEROES... | foreword, introduction, preface, afterword | 1 | pencils: Richard Sala, Gary Panter, Wayno; inks: Richard Sala, Gary Panter, Wayno | |
| 4 | Trashman, Agent of the 6th Internation'l | comic story | 6 | script: Algernon Backwash; pencils: Spain Rodriguez; inks: Spain Rodriguez; letters: Spain Rodriguez | Trashman [Harry Barnes] |
| 5 | The Chuckling Whatsit, part one | comic story | 10 | script: Richard Sala; pencils: Richard Sala; inks: Richard Sala; letters: Richard Sala | |
| 6 | Homunculus: His Origin | comic story | 5 | script: Mack White; pencils: Mack White; inks: Mack White; letters: Mack White | Homunculus |
| 7 | - | illustration | 2 | pencils: Glenn Head; inks: Glenn Head | |
| 8 | Stop the Hair Nude | comic story | 8 | script: David Mazzucchelli; pencils: David Mazzucchelli; inks: David Mazzucchelli; letters: David Mazzucchelli | Ishizaka-San |
| 9 | Down the River With Jesus | comic story | 5 | script: Foolbert Sturgeon; pencils: Frank Stack; inks: Frank Stack; letters: Frank Stack | Jesus |
| 10 | View From the Bridge! | comic story | 4 | script: David Collier; pencils: David Collier; inks: David Collier; letters: David Collier | |
| 11 | The Case of the Car Killers | comic story | 6 | script: Max Andersson; pencils: Max Andersson; inks: Max Andersson; letters: Max Andersson | Car-Boy |
| 12 | - | promo (ad from the publisher) | 1 | pencils: Richard Sala, Ted Stearn, Rick Altergott, Glenn Head, Henriette Valium; inks: Richard Sala, Ted Stearn, Rick Altergott, Glenn Head, Henriette Valium | |
| 13 | Signs of the Impending Apocalypse! | illustration | 1 | script: Wayno; pencils: Wayno; inks: Wayno; colors: Wayno | |