| 0 | Sex Criminals | cover | 1 | pencils: Chip Zdarsky; inks: Chip Zdarsky; colors: Chip Zdarsky | |
| 1 | Goals | cover reprint (on interior page) | 1 | pencils: Chip Zdarsky; inks: Chip Zdarsky; colors: Chip Zdarsky | |
| 2 | Goals | comic story | 20 | script: Matt Fraction; pencils: Chip Zdarsky; inks: Chip Zdarsky; colors: Chip Zdarsky; letters: Chip Zdarsky | Jon Johnson; Suzie Dickson; Alix; Dewey; Dave Glass; Ana Kincaid; Myrtle Spurge |
| 3 | The Skell | cover reprint (on interior page) | 1 | pencils: Chip Zdarsky; inks: Chip Zdarsky; colors: Chip Zdarsky | |
| 4 | The Skell | comic story | 23 | script: Matt Fraction; pencils: Chip Zdarsky; inks: Chip Zdarsky; colors: Elizabeth Breitweiser; letters: Chip Zdarsky | Jerry Spurge; Sex Police [Myrtle Spurge; Bus Driver; Kuber Badal]; Todd Stubaker (introduction) |
| 5 | Totems | cover reprint (on interior page) | 1 | pencils: Chip Zdarsky; inks: Chip Zdarsky; colors: Chip Zdarsky | |
| 6 | Totems | comic story | 24 | script: Matt Fraction; pencils: Chip Zdarsky; inks: Chip Zdarsky; colors: Chip Zdarsky; letters: Chip Zdarsky | Jon Johnson; Suzie Dickson; Dave Glass; Rachelle; Robert Rainbow |
| 7 | Down with the Thickness | cover reprint (on interior page) | 1 | pencils: Chip Zdarsky; inks: Chip Zdarsky; colors: Chip Zdarsky | |
| 8 | Down with the Thickness | comic story | 20 | script: Matt Fraction; pencils: Chip Zdarsky; inks: Chip Zdarsky; colors: Chip Zdarsky; letters: Chip Zdarsky | Myrtle Spurge; Todd Stubaker; Jon Johnson; Suzie Dickson; Bus Driver; Kuber Badal; Alix; Dewey; Dave Glass; Ana Kincaid; Rachelle |
| 9 | Sex Criminals | cover reprint (on interior page) | 1 | pencils: Chip Zdarsky; inks: Chip Zdarsky; colors: Chip Zdarsky | |
| 10 | Outs | comic story | 24 | script: Matt Fraction; pencils: Chip Zdarsky; inks: Chip Zdarsky; colors: Chip Zdarsky; letters: Chip Zdarsky | Jon; Suzie; Dave; Ana Kincaid; Rachelle; Kuber Badal; Bus Driver; Todd Stubaker; Myrtle Spurge; Alix; Dewey |
| 11 | In the Back of the Van with the Blacked-Out Windows, This Is the Music That Plays: The Oral History of the Wide Wiener Song | text story | 6 | pencils: Chip Zdarsky; inks: Chip Zdarsky; colors: Chip Zdarsky | |