| 0 | - | cover | 1 | pencils: Joel Beck, Roger H. Brand, Kim Deitch; inks: Joel Beck, Roger H. Brand, Kim Deitch; colors: Joel Beck, Roger H. Brand, Kim Deitch; letters: Joel Beck, Kim Deitch | |
| 1 | The Origin of Underground Comic Art | comic story | 1 | script: Joel Beck; pencils: Joel Beck; inks: Joel Beck; letters: Joel Beck | |
| 2 | Noodles' Punctured Romance | comic story | 2.75 | script: Kim Deitch; pencils: Kim Deitch; inks: Kim Deitch; letters: Kim Deitch | Noodles Romanoff; Policeman; Adult store owner |
| 3 | Noblesse Oblige | comic story | 0.25 | script: Kim Deitch; pencils: Kim Deitch; inks: Kim Deitch; letters: Kim Deitch | Mrs. Romanoff; Mr. Romanoff |
| 4 | In More Innocent Times | comic story | 4 | script: Roger Brand; pencils: Roger Brand; inks: Roger Brand; letters: Roger Brand | Roger Brand; DeAnna; Piper; Les; Nina; Nina's mother; Police; Russell; Dave; Bob |
| 5 | The Great Comic Book Conspiracy! | comic story | 4 | script: Joel Beck; pencils: Joel Beck; inks: Joel Beck; letters: Joel Beck | Comic Shop Owner; Hemmorrhage; Thieves; Godfather |
| 6 | The Unholy Fleas! | comic story | 2 | script: Kim Deitch; pencils: Kim Deitch; inks: Kim Deitch; letters: Kim Deitch | Wally Murdock; Gertrude Murdock; Theatre Agent |
| 7 | The Good Ol' Boys! | comic story | 2 | script: Joel Beck; pencils: Joel Beck; inks: Joel Beck; letters: Joel Beck | Billy Bob; Jim-Boy; Transexual; Maw-Maw |
| 8 | Anthropomorphism | comic story | 3 | script: Kim Deitch; pencils: Kim Deitch; inks: Kim Deitch; letters: Kim Deitch | |
| 9 | The Longstain Taint! | comic story | 9 | script: Roger Brand; pencils: Roger Brand; inks: Roger Brand; letters: Roger Brand | Harry W. Longstain; The Devil; Bruco; Mrs. Longstain; Harry Jr.; Harry Longstain IV; Cleo Longstain; Rita; Mugger; Ed; Policeman |
| 10 | Dreams of Detente! | comic story | 1 | script: Kim Deitch; pencils: Kim Deitch; inks: Kim Deitch; letters: Kim Deitch | Nate Mishkin; Waldo; Henry Kissinger |
| 11 | It's The Oily Bird That Gets To Squirm! | comic story | 4 | script: Joel Beck; pencils: Joel Beck; inks: Joel Beck; letters: Joel Beck | Bert The Penguin; D. Dolphin; Sir Kee Wee |
| 12 | The Good Life | illustration | 1 | pencils: Kim Deitch; inks: Kim Deitch | |
| 13 | The Bogus Three | text article | 1 | script: Joel Beck, Roger Brand, Kim Deitch; pencils: Joel Beck, Roger Brand, Kim Deitch; inks: Joel Beck, Roger Brand, Kim Deitch | |