| 0 | Surrealistic Comix | cover | 1 | pencils: Denis Kitchen; inks: Denis Kitchen | |
| 1 | - | comic story | 0.75 | script: Peter Pontiac; pencils: Peter Pontiac; inks: Peter Pontiac; letters: Peter Pontiac | |
| 2 | Mondo Snarfo | credits, title page | 0.25 | letters: typeset | |
| 3 | Situation Comedy | comic story | 3 | script: Bill Griffith; pencils: Bill Griffith; inks: Bill Griffith; letters: Bill Griffith | Mother; Bobby; Pop [Harry]; Jane |
| 4 | Life's Improper Number | comic story | 0.75 | script: Steve Stiles; pencils: Steve Stiles; inks: Steve Stiles; letters: Steve Stiles | Madge Baxter; Agent X-51 |
| 5 | Koyp! For Heavy Intellectual Enjoyment! | comic story | 0.25 | script: Steve Stiles; pencils: Steve Stiles; letters: Steve Stiles | |
| 6 | Lil' Waymuth At the Fair | comic story | 3 | script: Robert Armstrong; pencils: Robert Armstrong; inks: Robert Armstrong; letters: Robert Armstrong | Lil' Waymuth; Pa; Mister; Miss Lily Lou Langendorf |
| 7 | Henry Foulbite - His Lucky Day! | comic story | 1 | script: Art Spiegelman; pencils: Art Spiegelman; inks: Art Spiegelman; letters: Art Spiegelman | Henry Foulbite |
| 8 | Major Arcana | comic story | 3 | script: Denis Kitchen; pencils: Denis Kitchen; inks: Denis Kitchen; letters: Denis Kitchen | |
| 9 | Mr. Halloween | comic story | 2 | script: Mark Beyer; pencils: Mark Beyer; inks: Mark Beyer; letters: Mark Beyer | Tony Target; Tony's History Teacher; Tony's Music Teacher; Tony's French Teacher; Tony's English Teacher; Tony's Math Teacher |
| 10 | More Iron the Psycho-Civilized World! | comic story | 2 | script: Steve Stiles; pencils: Steve Stiles; inks: Steve Stiles; letters: Steve Stiles | Buzz the Electric Ferret; Citizen; Billy; Chief |
| 11 | The Ratprince Versus the Magic Messiah | comic story | 2 | script: Peter Pontiac; pencils: Peter Pontiac; inks: Peter Pontiac; letters: Peter Pontiac | |
| 12 | Przetlety Ptak! | illustration | 1 | pencils: Tom Budzinski; inks: Tom Budzinski; letters: Tom Budzinski | |
| 13 | Grim Grids | comic story | 3 | script: Robert Crumb; pencils: Robert Crumb; inks: Robert Crumb; letters: Robert Crumb | |
| 14 | zz!z! | comic story | 3 | script: Kim Deitch; pencils: Kim Deitch; inks: Kim Deitch; letters: Kim Deitch | Betty; Herb |
| 15 | Dual Duel | comic story | 1 | script: Larry Rippee; pencils: Larry Rippee; inks: Larry Rippee; letters: Larry Rippee | |
| 16 | Untitled Fantasy Drawing | illustration | 1 | pencils: Joel Beck; inks: Joel Beck; letters: Joel Beck | |
| 17 | Chicken Fat | comic story | 1 | script: Peter Poplaski; pencils: Peter Poplaski; inks: Peter Poplaski; letters: Peter Poplaski | Chicken Fat |
| 18 | Untitled Flying Whale Story | comic story | 5 | script: Mike Newhall; pencils: Mike Newhall; inks: Mike Newhall; letters: Mike Newhall | |
| 19 | Are You a Sad Smoker? | comic story | 1 | script: Peter Pontiac; pencils: Peter Pontiac; inks: Peter Pontiac; letters: Peter Pontiac | The Alright Angel |
| 20 | Working in Geektown | comic story | 1 | script: Denis Kitchen; pencils: Denis Kitchen; inks: Denis Kitchen; letters: Denis Kitchen | |