| 0 | - | cover | 1 | pencils: Jim Mitchell; inks: Jim Mitchell | |
| 1 | In the beginning... | credits, title page | 1 | script: Peter Loft; pencils: Peter Loft; inks: Peter Loft | |
| 2 | Smile | comic story | 7 | script: James Mitchell; pencils: James Mitchell; inks: James Mitchell | |
| 3 | Think Things Can't Get Any Worse? | illustration | 1 | script: James Mitchell; pencils: James Mitchell; inks: James Mitchell | Richard M. Nixon (caricature); Spiro Agnew (caricature) |
| 4 | Vote | illustration | 1 | pencils: James Mitchell; inks: James Mitchell | Uncle Sam (caricature) |
| 5 | Terry the Turgid Toad | comic story | 1 | script: Denis Kitchen; pencils: Denis Kitchen; inks: Denis Kitchen | |
| 6 | Toad Gets a Girl | comic story | 9 | script: Pete Loft; pencils: Pete Loft; inks: Pete Loft | Toad; Sybil |
| 7 | The Romantic Adventures of Zelda Zoftik | comic story | 2 | script: Bill Lee; pencils: Bill Lee; inks: Bill Lee | Zelda Zoftik |
| 8 | Strip #4...Love Story | comic story | 1 | script: Bill Lee; pencils: Bill Lee; inks: Bill Lee; letters: Bill Lee | |
| 9 | Strip #8..."U.F.O." | comic story | 1 | script: Bill Lee; pencils: Bill Lee; inks: Bill Lee; letters: Bill Lee | |
| 10 | Smile | comic story | 2 | script: James Mitchell; pencils: James Mitchell; inks: James Mitchell | |
| 11 | Monstrous Clichés | comic story | 2 | script: James Mitchell; pencils: James Mitchell; inks: James Mitchell | |
| 12 | Snakeskin Boots | comic story | 1 | script: Rick Thrun (signed); pencils: Rick Thrun (signed); inks: Rick Thrun (signed); letters: Rick Thrun (signed) | |
| 13 | Good Shit | comic story | 1 | script: James Mitchell; pencils: James Mitchell; inks: James Mitchell | |
| 14 | Shirts | comic story | 1 | script: Jim Mitchell; pencils: Jim Mitchell; inks: Jim Mitchell | |
| 16 | Zilch | comic story | 0.25 | script: Bruce Walthers; pencils: Bruce Walthers; inks: Bruce Walthers | |
| 17 | - | comic story | 0.25 | script: Peter Loft; pencils: Peter Loft; inks: Peter Loft | |
| 18 | Smile | comic story | 1 | script: James Mitchell; pencils: James Mitchell; inks: James Mitchell | |
| 19 | Newest Books | promo (ad from the publisher) | 0.67 | pencils: ? (various); inks: ? (various); letters: typeset | |
| 21 | - | illustration | 1 | pencils: James Mitchell; inks: James Mitchell | |