| 0 | - | cover | 1 | pencils: Leslie Cabarga; inks: Leslie Cabarga; colors: Leslie Cabarga; letters: Leslie Cabarga | |
| 1 | - | illustration | 0.6 | script: Robert Crumb; pencils: Robert Crumb; inks: Robert Crumb; letters: Robert Crumb | |
| 2 | Snarf No. 9 Line-up | table of contents | 0.4 | letters: typeset | |
| 3 | Hell Isn't All That Bad! | comic story | 7 | script: Howard Cruse; pencils: Howard Cruse; inks: Howard Cruse; letters: Howard Cruse | Howard Cruse; Gofer Buttwart |
| 4 | He's Gone! | comic story | 1 | script: Steve Stiles; pencils: Steve Stiles; inks: Steve Stiles; letters: Steve Stiles | Elvis Presley |
| 5 | Farewell to Charlie Chaplin | comic story | 3 | script: Rick Geary; pencils: Rick Geary; inks: Rick Geary; letters: Rick Geary | Svod; Wife; Neighbor |
| 6 | Yes, It's Me! | comic story | 5 | script: Steve Stiles; pencils: Steve Stiles; inks: Steve Stiles; letters: Steve Stiles | |
| 7 | Going to the Dogs | comic story | 2 | script: Kim Deitch; pencils: Kim Deitch; inks: Kim Deitch; letters: Kim Deitch | |
| 8 | The Trials and Travels of Bert the Penguin | comic story | 7 | script: Joel Beck; pencils: Joel Beck; inks: Joel Beck; letters: Joel Beck | Bert |
| 9 | Close Encounters of the Irritating Kind! | comic story | 1 | script: Steve Stiles; pencils: Steve Stiles; inks: Steve Stiles; letters: Steve Stiles | Lil' Grunt |
| 10 | Newspaper Story | comic story | 2 | script: Joe Schwind, Julian Hoge; pencils: Joe Schwind, Julian Hoge; inks: Joe Schwind, Julian Hoge; letters: Joe Schwind, Julian Hoge | Bill Preston |
| 11 | Lil' Grunt the Cute Lil' Prehistoric Reptile! | comic story | 1 | script: Steve Stiles; pencils: Steve Stiles; inks: Steve Stiles; letters: Steve Stiles | Lil' Grunt |
| 12 | Little Pal | comic story | 2 | script: Kim Deitch; pencils: Kim Deitch; inks: Kim Deitch; letters: Kim Deitch | Nathan Mishkin; Waldo |
| 13 | Hot Lunch | comic story | 0.25 | script: Dan Steffan; pencils: Dan Steffan; inks: Dan Steffan; letters: Dan Steffan | |
| 14 | Everyone Loves the Postman | comic story | 0.5 | script: Winthrop Prince; pencils: Winthrop Prince; inks: Winthrop Prince; letters: Winthrop Prince | Mr. Niel; Mrs. Quigley |
| 15 | Hot Lunch | comic story | 0.25 | script: Dan Steffan; pencils: Dan Steffan; inks: Dan Steffan; letters: Dan Steffan | |
| 17 | And She Gives Good Head, Fred | comic story | 1 | script: Denis Kitchen; pencils: Denis Kitchen; inks: Denis Kitchen; letters: Denis Kitchen | Maureen |