| 0 | The Revenge of Obnoxio! | cover | 1 | pencils: John McCrea; inks: John McCrea; colors: Michael Spicer | Obnoxio the clown; Wolverine [Logan]; Iron Fist [Danny Rand]; Ms. Marvel [Kamala Khan]; the Thing [Ben Grimm]; Mr. Fantastic [Reed Richards]; Spider-Man [Peter Parker] |
| 1 | The Bum's Rush | comic story | 3 | script: Gerry Duggan; pencils: Scott Koblish; inks: Scott Koblish; colors: Rachelle Rosenberg; letters: Joe Sabino | Obnoxio the Clown; Irving Nebbish; Mark Paniccia; C. B. Cebulski |
| 2 | - | table of contents | 1 | pencils: various; inks: various; colors: various; letters: typeset | |
| 3 | ...Welcome to the No-Prizes! | comic story | 6 | script: Frank Tieri; pencils: John Cerilli, Don Simpson, Walden Wong; inks: John Cerilli, Don Simpson, Walden Wong; colors: Dono Sanchez Almara; letters: Joe Sabino | Dazzler; Zippy the Pig; Silly Seal; Spider-Man; Wolverine; Iron Man; Thing; Puck; Thanos; Cable; Stryfe; Nate Grey; Deadpool; Punisher |
| 4 | Sea-Hit Monkeys | illustration | 0.5 | letters: typeset | |
| 5 | Interview with a Legend Part 1 | photo story | 0.5 | pencils: ? (photo); inks: ? (photo); colors: ? (photo) | Ralph Macchio; Katherine Brown; Tom Groneman |
| 6 | Man-Thing Gets a Haircut | comic story | 1 | script: Jon Adams; pencils: Jon Adams; inks: Jon Adams; colors: Chris O'Halloran; letters: Joe Sabino | Man-Thing |
| 7 | Rejected Marvel Comic Book Covers | comic story | 2 | script: Bill Morrison; pencils: Bill Morrison; inks: Bill Morrison; colors: Rachelle Rosenberg; letters: Joe Sabino, Adam Del Re, Adam Bowen, Joseph Frontirre | |
| 8 | My Ads Are Killing Me | comic story | 1 | script: Jesse Falcon; pencils: Scott Koblish; inks: Scott Koblish; colors: Rachelle Rosenberg; letters: Joe Sabino | Obnoxio; Black Panther; Captain America; Doctor Strange; Dr. Doom; Mr. Fantastic; Iron Man |
| 9 | The Galactus Go-Kart! | illustration | 1 | script: Don Simpson; pencils: Don Simpson; inks: Vines; letters: Don Simpson | Galactus |
| 10 | Sea-Modokeys | cartoon | 0.5 | letters: typeset | |
| 11 | Interview with a Legend Part 2 | photo story | 0.5 | pencils: ? (photo); inks: ? (photo); colors: ? (photo); letters: typeset | Ralph Macchio |
| 12 | The Infinity Gourmet | illustration | 1 | pencils: Nelson Ribeiro | Thanos |
| 13 | Marvel Land | illustration | 2 | pencils: Nelson Ribeiro | |
| 14 | Man-Thing Goes on a Date | comic story | 1 | script: Jon Adams; pencils: Jon Adams; inks: Jon Adams; colors: Chris O'Halloran; letters: Joe Sabino | Man-Thing; Cindy |
| 15 | Death to Basic Cable | comic story | 2 | script: Tini Howard; pencils: Rogê Antônio; inks: Rogê Antônio; colors: Erick Arciniega; letters: VC's Joe Sabino | Cable; Stryfe; Mr. Sinister; Captain America; Iron Man; Emma Frost; Gambit; Rogue; Wolverine |
| 16 | Spidey Meets "Smash & Grab" | comic story | 1 | script: Gerry Duggan; pencils: Scott Koblish; inks: Scott Koblish; colors: Rachelle Rosenberg; letters: VC's Joe Sabino | Spider-Man; Smash & Grab |
| 17 | Amazing Cyclops Visor Specs! | comic story | 1.5 | script: Frank Tieri; pencils: Natacha Bustos; inks: Natacha Bustos; colors: Chris O'Halloran; letters: VC's Joe Sabino | |
| 18 | Interview with a Legend Part 3 | photo story | 0.5 | pencils: ? (photo); inks: ? (photo); colors: ? (photo) | Ralph Macchio |
| 19 | How Marvel Comics Characters Got Their Names! | comic story | 1 | pencils: Nelson Ribeiro; inks: Nelson Ribeiro | Silver Surfer; Mr. Negative; Balder; Purple Man |
| 20 | The World Hunger Pains | comic story | 1 | script: Frank Tieri; pencils: Mauro Vargas; inks: Mauro Vargas; colors: Stéphane Paitreau; letters: VC's Joe Sabino | Galactus; Fantastic Four; Ziggy Pig; Silly Seal |
| 21 | Man-Thing Gets Married | comic story | 1 | script: Jon Adams; pencils: Jon Adams; inks: Jon Adams; colors: Chris O'Halloran; letters: VC's Joe Sabino | Man-Thing |
| 22 | Worst Day in the Marvel Universe | comic story | 2 | script: Zac Thompson; pencils: Lonnie Nadler; inks: Brian Level; colors: Jordan Boyd; letters: VC's Joe Sabino | Man-Thing; Morbius; Venom; Moon Knight; Blade |
| 23 | Crazy Letters Page | letters page | 2 | letters: typeset | |
| 24 | Obnoxio's Alley Avengers! | comic story | 1 | script: Gerry Duggan; pencils: Scott Koblish; inks: Scott Koblish; colors: Rachelle Rosenberg; letters: VC's Joe Sabino | Obnoxio the Clown |