| 0 | The Empire Strikes Out | cover | 1 | pencils: James Sherman; inks: James Sherman; colors: James Sherman | Darth Vader; C-3PO; R2-D2 |
| 1 | Draw Me | cartoon | 1 | letters: typeset | Abraham Lincoln |
| 2 | Star Warts Too: The Empire Strikes Out | comic story | 6 | script: Paul Kupperberg; pencils: Bob McLeod; inks: Bob McLeod | Mark Hamill[as Lunk Skyschlepper]; Harrison Ford [as Hans Off]; Carrie Fisher [as Princess Ladeeda]; Death Wader; Me2 You2; Master Yogi; Billy Dee Williams [as Lando Goshin]; Robin Williams [as Mork] |
| 3 | Free Alterations | comic story | 1 | script: Kovacs; pencils: Kovacs; inks: Kovacs; letters: Kovacs | |
| 4 | The Kitten Who Lost His Nose | comic story | 4 | script: Steve Skeates; pencils: Mary Wilshire; inks: Mary Wilshire | Kitty Kitty Puffball the Third |
| 5 | The Fascinating Fantasy...And the Boring Reality | comic story | 1 | pencils: Mary Wilshire; inks: Mary Wilshire | |
| 6 | When Turkeys Ruled The Earth | comic story | 2 | script: Stephen Mellor; pencils: Stephen Mellor; inks: Stephen Mellor; letters: Stephen Mellor | |
| 7 | When Consumers Have to Pay for Everything | comic story | 3 | script: Mike Pellowski; pencils: Ramona Fradon; inks: Ramona Fradon | |
| 8 | Bread Of Frankenstein | photo story | 3 | script: Marc Bilgrey; pencils: Michael Sullivan; inks: Michael Sullivan | Baron Von Kaiser-Roll [played by Peter Bramley]; Ygor [played by Bert Lee] |
| 9 | Crazy Looks at Summer Camp | comic story | 2 | script: Paul Kupperberg; pencils: Ned Sonntag; inks: Ned Sonntag | |
| 10 | The Lost and Found | comic story | 1 | script: Kovacs; pencils: Kovacs; inks: Kovacs; letters: Kovacs | |
| 11 | The Prom | comic story | 5 | script: Christopher Priest; pencils: Marie Severin; inks: John Tartaglione; letters: Michael Higgins | Teen Hulk [Chester Weems] |
| 12 | - | comic story | 2 | script: David Allikas; pencils: Dave Morris; inks: Dave Morris | |
| 13 | The Fascinating Fantasy...And the Boring Reality | comic story | 1 | pencils: Ed Hannigan; inks: Al Milgrom | |
| 14 | Food for Thought | comic story | 3 | script: Steve Skeates; pencils: Pat Broderick; inks: Armando Gil | Howard the Duck; Beverly Switzler; Tippi Canoe; Tyler the robot; Hiawatha |
| 15 | Obnoxio the Clown Funpage | comic story | 2 | script: Virgil Diamond; pencils: Alan Kupperberg; inks: Alan Kupperberg | Obnoxio the Clown |
| 16 | A Hollywood Star | comic story | 2 | script: Mike Pellowski; pencils: Don Perlin; inks: Don Perlin | |
| 17 | The Indian Giver | comic story | 1 | script: Kovacs; pencils: Kovacs; inks: Kovacs | |
| 18 | The White Swallow | comic story | 5 | script: Murad Gümen; pencils: Murad Gümen; inks: Alan Kupperberg | Ken Howard [as Coach Peeves]; Sybil Buchanan [as Saber]; Timothy Van Patten [as Salaami]; Ken Michalman [as Gallstone]; Thomas Carter [as Haywire]; Kevin Hooks [as Twerp]; Ira Augustain [as Gomad]; Byron Stewart [as Coolit] |
| 19 | Subscribe Now | promo (ad from the publisher) | 1 | pencils: Marie Severin; inks: Marie Severin | Teen Hulk [Chester Weems] |
| 20 | The Clock that Talks to You | comic story | 1 | script: ? [as Costanza]; pencils: ? [as Costanza] (signed); inks: ? [as Costanza] (signed); letters: ? [as Costanza] (signed) | |
| 21 | Sea-Baboons | illustration | 1 | script: Jim Owsley; pencils: Al Milgrom; inks: Al Milgrom; colors: Carl Gafford | |