| 0 | - | cover | 1 | pencils: Bob Larkin; inks: Bob Larkin; colors: Bob Larkin | |
| 1 | Introducing the Amazing New Roach Diner | cartoon | 1 | letters: typeset | |
| 2 | In This Issue | table of contents | 1 | pencils: various; inks: various; letters: typeset | |
| 3 | - | letters page | 1.85 | script: Larry Hama | |
| 4 | Statement of Ownership, Management, and Circulation | statement of ownership | 0.15 | letters: typeset | |
| 5 | Snookey and the Band Aid II | comic story | 6 | script: Marc Bilgrey; pencils: Bob Camp; inks: Bob Camp; letters: Carl Gafford | |
| 6 | Doggie Dumbness | comic story | 1 | script: Kovacs; pencils: Kovacs; inks: Kovacs; letters: Kovacs | |
| 7 | - | comic story | 3 | script: Jim Owsley; pencils: Marie Severin; inks: Marie Severin; letters: Carl Gafford | |
| 8 | The Insipid Reality... and the Insidious Fantasy | comic story | 1 | script: Mary Wilshire; pencils: Mary Wilshire; inks: Mary Wilshire; letters: Carl Gafford | |
| 9 | Alpha-Bestiary | comic story | 5 | script: Larry Hama; pencils: Ralph Reese; inks: Ralph Reese; letters: Carl Gafford | |
| 10 | Expression of Personality Through Fads and Technology | comic story | 3 | script: Noel Baebler; pencils: Frank Springer; inks: Frank Springer; letters: Carl Gafford | |
| 11 | Crazy Looks at Lunch Period | comic story | 2 | script: Paul Kupperberg; pencils: Ned Sonntag; inks: Ned Sonntag; letters: Carl Gafford | |
| 12 | More Doggie Dumbness | comic story | 1 | script: Kovacs; pencils: Kovacs; inks: Kovacs; letters: Kovacs | |
| 13 | Heavy Equipment | comic story | 3 | script: Stephen Mellor; pencils: Stephen Mellor; inks: Stephen Mellor; letters: Stephen Mellor | |
| 14 | The Exotic Fantasy... and the Boring Reality | comic story | 1 | script: Gary Hallgren; pencils: Gary Hallgren; inks: Gary Hallgren; letters: Carl Gafford | |
| 15 | Farewell My Sweet Retro Rockets | photo story | 4 | script: Marc Bilgrey; pencils: Michael Sullivan; inks: Michael Sullivan; letters: Carl Gafford | |
| 16 | Howie's Minute Mystery | comic story | 3 | script: Steve Skeates; pencils: Pat Broderick; inks: Armando Gil; letters: Carl Gafford | |
| 17 | Obnoxio the Clown Fun Pages | comic story | 2 | script: Virgil Diamond; pencils: Alan Kupperberg; inks: Alan Kupperberg; letters: Carl Gafford | |
| 18 | Bruce Strychnine | comic story | 2 | script: David Allikas; pencils: Dave Morris; inks: Dave Morris; letters: Carl Gafford | |
| 19 | And Still More Doggie Dumbness | comic story | 1 | script: Kovacs; pencils: Kovacs; inks: Kovacs; letters: Kovacs | |
| 20 | Shoo-in | comic story | 5 | script: Murad Gümen; pencils: Kent Gamble; inks: Kent Gamble; letters: Carl Gafford | |
| 21 | Please Don't Squeeze the Crazy! | promo (ad from the publisher) | 1 | pencils: Alan Kupperberg; inks: Alan Kupperberg | Obnoxio the Clown |
| 22 | - | comic story | 1 | script: Mike Carlin; pencils: Mike Carlin; inks: Mike Carlin; letters: Mike Carlin | |
| 23 | Dawn of the Grandmas | cartoon | 1 | script: Gary Hallgren; pencils: Gary Hallgren; inks: Gary Hallgren; letters: Carl Gafford | |