| 0 | Puny Earthlings... ...Who Will Shave You Now? | cover | 1 | pencils: Bob Larkin; inks: Bob Larkin; colors: Bob Larkin | Flash Gordon; Dale Arden; Ming the Merciless; Nebbish (illo) |
| 1 | untitled | comic story | 1 | script: Jack Sparling; pencils: Jack Sparling; inks: Jack Sparling | |
| 2 | Table of Contents | table of contents | 1 | | |
| 3 | - | letters page | 1.67 | letters: typeset | |
| 4 | - | letters page | 0.33 | script: ? [as Obnoxio the Clown]; letters: typeset | Obnoxio the Clown (illo) |
| 5 | Flush Gordon | comic story | 6 | script: Paul Kupperberg; pencils: Bob Camp; inks: Bob Camp | Flush Gordon; Dr. Zark Hansoff; Dull Ardor; Emperor Ping the Nasty; Princess Awful; Prince Boring; Hawkmen |
| 6 | Crazy Gross Encounters Part 1: Apeman Antics | comic story | 1 | script: Kovacs; pencils: Kovacs; inks: Kovacs; letters: Kovacs | |
| 7 | Vote Meany for Mayor | comic story | 4 | script: Jim Owsley, Marie Severin; pencils: Marie Severin; inks: Marie Severin; letters: Irving Watanabe | Teen-Hulk [Chester Weems]; Bobby; Stocking Face Malone; Laura the Gun Moll; Mr. Meany; Baby Hulk |
| 8 | Television Shows that Just Didn't Make It! | comic story | 3 | script: Alan Kupperberg; pencils: Alan Kupperberg; inks: Alan Kupperberg | |
| 9 | The Scintillating Fantasy... ...and the Humiliating Reality | comic story | 1 | script: Mary Wilshire; pencils: Mary Wilshire; inks: Mary Wilshire | |
| 10 | Space War Wizard | photo story | 5 | script: Bruce Sakow, Larry Hama; pencils: Michael Sullivan; inks: Michael Sullivan | Susan Palmero [as Zippyy]; Maria Medina [as Mona]; Irene Lang-Datillo [as Volup]; Bunny LeDesma [as Jugs]; Larry O'Neil [as Pee Wee]; Gabrielle Kelly; Stephen Mellor [as Roach] |
| 11 | Crazy Looks at a Shopping Mall | comic story | 2 | script: Paul Kupperberg; pencils: Ned Sonntag; inks: Ned Sonntag | |
| 12 | Crazy Gross Encounters Part 2: Son of Apeman Antics | comic story | 1 | script: Kovacs; pencils: Kovacs; inks: Kovacs; letters: Kovacs | |
| 13 | The Kinetic Kids | comic story | 3 | script: Steve Mellor; pencils: Steve Mellor; inks: Steve Mellor | The Kinetic Kids [Beezer; Brisbaine; Timmy; Leo; Vedmar] |
| 14 | The Stupendous Fantasy... ...and the Stupefying Reality | comic story | 1 | script: Gary Hallgren; pencils: Gary Hallgren; inks: Gary Hallgren | |
| 15 | Crazy's Children's Classics: The Tell Tale Cat With the Hat Comes Back! | comic story | 4 | script: Michael Carlin; pencils: Stephen Mellor; inks: Stephen Mellor | |
| 16 | Bite the Wax Tadpole | comic story | 3 | script: Steve Skeates; pencils: Pat Broderick; inks: Armando Gil | Howard the Duck; Beverly Switzler |
| 17 | Obnoxio the Clown Funpages | activity | 2 | script: Virgil Diamond; pencils: Alan Kupperberg; inks: Alan Kupperberg | Obnoxio the Clown |
| 18 | The Eleventh Hour Special | comic story | 2 | script: David Allikas; pencils: Dave Morris; inks: Dave Morris | Behemoth Jack; Saaba; Mirth, Wit and Ire; Wailin' Lemmings |
| 19 | Crazy Gross Encounters Part 3: Apeman Antics Strike Again! | comic story | 1 | script: Kovacs; pencils: Kovacs; inks: Kovacs; letters: Kovacs | |
| 20 | Battle for Keeps of the Network Stars | comic story | 5 | script: Murad Gümen; pencils: Kent Gamble; inks: Kent Gamble | Bruce Junior; Catty Lee Cruiseby; Tweety; Hulk; Ken Howareyou; Enice; Clod; Perky; Dan Tanwell; Mr. Hurt; Mrs. Hurt; Erotik; Magnut; Quaintcy Klodman; Suzanne Somerear; Lone Awesomeson; Valerie Berteegirlie; Daisy Dope; Sorry Purcell; Marie Osnun; Charlotte Rye; Funzie Winker; Tim Conman; Rotten Wil |
| 21 | Crazy Subscriptions Dept. | promo (ad from the publisher) | 1 | | Obnoxio the Clown |
| 22 | Michael Carlin's Page O' Stuff | comic story | 1 | script: Michael Carlin; pencils: Michael Carlin; inks: Michael Carlin; letters: Mike Carlin | |
| 23 | The Incredible Hulk Meets Harvard-Man | comic story | 1 | script: Alan Kupperberg; pencils: Alan Kupperberg; inks: Alan Kupperberg | Hulk [Bruce Banner]; Harvard-Man |