| 0 | - | cover | 1 | pencils: Nick Cardy; inks: Nick Cardy; colors: Nick Cardy | Al Pacino [as Serpico]; unnamed suspect; The Nebbish |
| 1 | Watergate Parade | comic story | 1 | script: Tony Isabella; pencils: Dick Wright; inks: Dick Wright | Richard Nixon; Gerald Ford; Edward Kennedy |
| 2 | - | text article | 0.33 | script: Marv Wolfman | |
| 3 | Police Gory Story | comic story | 6 | script: Stu Schwartzberg; pencils: Vance Rodewalt; inks: Vance Rodewalt | Charleton Heston [as Sgt. Joe Shootfurst]; Richard Thomas [as The Kid] |
| 4 | Crazy's Hamburgers on the March | text story | 1 | script: Marv Wolfman; pencils: Marie Severin; inks: Marie Severin | |
| 5 | Kaspar the Dead Baby | comic story | 5 | script: Marv Wolfman; pencils: Marie Severin; inks: Marie Severin; letters: John Costanza | Kaspar the Dead Baby; Windy the Not-So-Good Witch; Kaspar's father; Kaspar's Mother |
| 6 | If Human Interest Articles Were Written Like Crime Stories | text story | 4 | script: Barry Hepp | |
| 7 | The History of Moosekind, Part Eight | text story | 4 | script: Bob Foster; pencils: Bob Foster; inks: Bob Foster | |
| 8 | Crazy's Prison Crazies | comic story | 3 | script: John Stevens; pencils: John Stevens; inks: John Stevens; letters: John Stevens | |
| 9 | Insipid Romances | text story | 8 | script: Steve Gerber; pencils: Marie Severin; inks: Marie Severin | |
| 10 | Saturday Morning TV | comic story | 8 | script: Lance Boyle; pencils: Bert Forrest, Mordecai Inglefeld, Willie Ito, William Stout, Igor Vorpuzzi, Richard Stanley; inks: Bert Forrest, Mordecai Inglefeld, Willie Ito, William Stout, Igor Vorpuzzi, Richard Stanley; letters: Bert Forrest, Mordecai Inglefeld, Willie Ito, William Stout, Igor Vorpuzzi, Richard Stanley | |
| 11 | Serpikette: Copess on the Beat! | photo story | 6 | script: Bill Skurski, Marv Wolfman, Nina Mende | |
| 12 | Is Ford a Better Idea? | cartoon | 1 | script: Marv Wolfman; pencils: Robert Graysmith; inks: Robert Graysmith | Gerald Ford |
| 13 | Bouncy Paper Towels | comic story | 1 | script: Stu Schwartzberg; pencils: Marie Severin; inks: Marie Severin; colors: Marie Severin | Nancy Walker [as Rosie the waitress] |