| 0 | Cream of Obnoxio | cover | 1 | pencils: Bob Larkin; inks: Bob Larkin; colors: Bob Larkin; letters: Marian Stensgard | |
| 1 | Short Man Goes Fishing | comic story | 1 | script: Jack Sparling; pencils: Jack Sparling; inks: Jack Sparling | |
| 2 | In This Issue | table of contents | 1 | pencils: various; inks: various; letters: typeset | |
| 3 | - | letters page | 2 | script: Larry Hama | |
| 4 | An American Werewoof in London | comic story | 6 | script: Paul Kupperberg; pencils: Bob Camp; inks: Bob Camp; letters: Marian Stensgard | |
| 5 | The Pitch | comic story | 1 | script: Bobby London; pencils: Bobby London; inks: Bobby London; letters: Bobby London | |
| 6 | - | comic story | 4 | script: Jim Owsley; pencils: Bob McLeod; inks: Bob McLeod; letters: Bob McLeod | |
| 7 | The Historical Fantasy... and the Hysterical Reality | comic story | 1 | script: Mary Wilshire; pencils: Mary Wilshire; inks: Mary Wilshire; letters: Marian Stensgard | |
| 8 | The Miths and Legents of the Guard and Guardess by Dirk McGirk | comic story | 2 | script: Mike Carlin; pencils: Mike Carlin; inks: Mike Carlin; letters: Mike Carlin | |
| 9 | Walkmania! | cartoon | 3 | script: Mike Carlin; pencils: Mike Carlin; inks: Mike Carlin | |
| 10 | - | comic story | 2 | script: Susan Bissett; pencils: Steve Smallwood; inks: Steve Smallwood; letters: Marian Stensgard | |
| 11 | Crazy Looks at the Super Bowl | comic story | 2 | script: Paul Kupperberg; pencils: Ned Sonntag; inks: Ned Sonntag; letters: Marian Stensgard | |
| 12 | Child Psychology | comic story | 1 | script: Bobby London; pencils: Bobby London; inks: Bobby London; letters: Bobby London | |
| 13 | How to Cure the Common Cold | comic story | 3 | script: Stephen Mellor; pencils: Stephen Mellor; inks: Stephen Mellor; letters: Stephen Mellor | |
| 14 | The High-Rolling Fantasy... and the Low-Rolling Reality | comic story | 1 | script: Gary Hallgren; pencils: Gary Hallgren; inks: Gary Hallgren; letters: Marian Stensgard | |
| 15 | Insult Football | comic story | 5 | script: Dan Gutman; pencils: Gary Kwapisz; inks: Gary Kwapisz; letters: Marian Stensgard | |
| 16 | Obnoxio the Clown's Funland | comic story | 4 | script: Virgil Diamond; pencils: Alan Kupperberg; inks: Alan Kupperberg; letters: Marian Stensgard | |
| 17 | Dead Zeppelin | comic story | 2 | script: David Allikas; pencils: Dave Morris; inks: Dave Morris; letters: Marian Stensgard | |
| 18 | The Hunt | comic story | 1 | script: Bobby London; pencils: Bobby London; inks: Bobby London | |
| 19 | The Tonaught Show with Johnny Caresnone | comic story | 5 | script: Murad Gümen; pencils: Kent Gamble; inks: Kent Gamble; letters: Marian Stensgard | |
| 20 | Crazy Magazine | promo (ad from the publisher) | 1 | pencils: Alan Kupperberg; inks: Alan Kupperberg | Obnoxio the Clown |
| 21 | - | comic story | 1 | script: Mike Carlin; pencils: Mike Carlin; inks: Mike Carlin; letters: Mike Carlin | |
| 22 | Commercials That Drive You Crazy No. 40 | comic story | 1 | script: Dick Codor; pencils: Dick Codor; inks: Dick Codor; letters: Marian Stensgard | Uncle Sammy |