| 0 | - | cover | 1 | pencils: Bob Larkin; inks: Bob Larkin; colors: Bob Larkin | Obnoxio the Clown |
| 1 | Life with Television | comic story | 1 | script: Jack Sparling; pencils: Jack Sparling; inks: Jack Sparling | |
| 2 | In This Issue | table of contents | 1 | pencils: various; inks: various; letters: typeset | |
| 3 | - | letters page | 2 | script: Larry Hama | |
| 4 | Quest for 3rd Degree Burns | comic story | 6 | script: Paul Kupperberg; pencils: Bob Camp; inks: Bob Camp; letters: Eliot R. Brown | |
| 5 | Midnite Mass | comic story | 1 | script: Bobby London; pencils: Bobby London; inks: Bobby London | |
| 6 | - | comic story | 4 | script: Jim Owsley; pencils: Gary Hallgren; inks: Gary Hallgren; letters: Gary Hallgren | |
| 7 | The Wimbledon Fantasy... and the Wimpy Reality | comic story | 1 | script: Mary Wilshire; pencils: Mary Wilshire; inks: Mary Wilshire; letters: Eliot R. Brown | |
| 8 | Dirk McGirk's Offishell Handibook of the Secret Order of the Palmetto Street Raiders!!! | comic story | 2 | script: Mike Carlin; pencils: Mike Carlin; inks: Mike Carlin; letters: Mike Carlin | |
| 9 | Crazy Airplanes of the Future | comic story | 4 | script: Gary Hallgren; pencils: Gary Hallgren; inks: Gary Hallgren; letters: Eliot R. Brown | |
| 10 | - | comic story | 2 | script: Susan Bissett; pencils: Steve Smallwood; inks: Steve Smallwood; letters: Eliot R. Brown | |
| 11 | Crazy Looks at a Pet Shop | comic story | 2 | script: Robert Leighton; pencils: Ned Sonntag; inks: Ned Sonntag; letters: Eliot R. Brown | |
| 12 | The Raven | comic story | 1 | script: Bobby London; pencils: Bobby London; inks: Bobby London | Edgar Allan Poe; a raven |
| 13 | Spawn Lake | comic story | 3 | script: Stephen Mellor; pencils: Stephen Mellor; inks: Stephen Mellor; letters: Stephen Mellor | |
| 14 | The Sinking Fantasy... and the Stinking Reality | comic story | 1 | script: Peter Kuper; pencils: Peter Kuper; inks: Peter Kuper; letters: Eliot R. Brown | |
| 15 | Fast Food | comic story | 3 | script: Dick Codor; pencils: Dick Codor; inks: Dick Codor; letters: Dick Codor | |
| 16 | You Know You're Real Fat When... | comic story | 3 | script: John Lakey; pencils: John Lakey; inks: John Lakey; letters: Eliot R. Brown | |
| 17 | Obnoxio the Clown Fun Pages | comic story | 2 | script: Virgil Diamond; pencils: Alan Kupperberg; inks: Alan Kupperberg; letters: Eliot R. Brown | |
| 18 | The Yo-Yo's | comic story | 2 | script: David Allikas; pencils: Dave Morris; inks: Dave Morris; letters: Eliot R. Brown | |
| 19 | Meaning of Life | comic story | 1 | script: Bobby London; pencils: Bobby London; inks: Bobby London | |
| 20 | Shaky's Mashing | comic story | 5 | script: Murad Gümen; pencils: Kent Gamble; inks: Kent Gamble; letters: Eliot R. Brown | |
| 21 | Crazy Magazine | promo (ad from the publisher) | 1 | pencils: Alan Kupperberg; inks: Alan Kupperberg | Obnoxio the Clown |
| 22 | - | comic story | 1 | script: Mike Carlin; pencils: Mike Carlin; inks: Mike Carlin; letters: Mike Carlin | |
| 23 | Commercials That Drive You Crazy No. 45 | comic story | 1 | script: Dick Codor; pencils: Dick Codor; inks: Dick Codor; letters: Eliot R. Brown | |