| 0 | Blade Runner Parody in This Issue! | cover | 1 | pencils: Gary Hallgren, Mary Wilshire; inks: Gary Hallgren, Mary Wilshire | Obnoxio; Rick Deckard; Rachael |
| 1 | The Power | comic story | 1 | script: Jack Sparling; pencils: Jack Sparling; inks: Jack Sparling | |
| 2 | In This Issue | table of contents | 1 | pencils: various; inks: various; letters: typeset | |
| 3 | - | letters page | 2 | script: Larry Hama | |
| 4 | Blade Bummer | comic story | 6 | script: Paul Kupperberg; pencils: Bob Camp; inks: Bob Camp; letters: Eliot R. Brown | |
| 5 | T.V. News | comic story | 1 | script: Bobby London; pencils: Bobby London; inks: Bobby London; letters: Bobby London | |
| 6 | - | comic story | 4 | script: Jim Owsley; pencils: Gary Hallgren; inks: Gary Hallgren; letters: Gary Hallgren | |
| 7 | The Clean, Crisp Fantasy and... the Creepy, Cruddy Reality | comic story | 1 | script: Mary Wilshire; pencils: Mary Wilshire; inks: Mary Wilshire; letters: Eliot R. Brown | |
| 8 | Letter to Antie Mary | comic story | 2 | script: Mike Carlin; pencils: Mike Carlin; inks: Mike Carlin; letters: Mike Carlin | |
| 9 | Obnoxio the Clown Fun Pages | comic story | 2 | script: Virgil Diamond; pencils: Alan Kupperberg; inks: Alan Kupperberg; letters: Eliot R. Brown | |
| 10 | The Hardware Store | comic story | 1 | script: Bobby London; pencils: Bobby London; inks: Bobby London; letters: Bobby London | Leatherface |
| 11 | On the Beach | comic story | 2 | script: Dick Codor; pencils: Dick Codor; inks: Dick Codor; letters: Dick Codor | |
| 12 | The Red-Hot Fantasy and... the Red-Faced Reality | comic story | 1 | script: Peter Kuper; pencils: Peter Kuper; inks: Peter Kuper; letters: Eliot R. Brown | |
| 13 | Slimin' and Carbuncle | comic story | 2 | script: David Allikas; pencils: Dave Morris; inks: Dave Morris; letters: Eliot R. Brown | |
| 14 | The Pickpocket | comic story | 1 | script: Bobby London; pencils: Bobby London; inks: Bobby London | |
| 15 | Beezer's Jungle Dream | comic story | 3 | script: Stephen Mellor; pencils: Stephen Mellor; inks: Stephen Mellor; letters: Stephen Mellor | |
| 16 | Introducing the Amazing New Roach Diner | cartoon | 1 | letters: typeset | |
| 17 | Miss Mimi's Fun for Girls | comic story | 1 | script: Mimi Pond; pencils: Mimi Pond; inks: Mimi Pond; letters: Mimi Pond | |
| 18 | Mr. Rogers Pacifies the Universe | comic story | 5 | script: Dave Morris; pencils: Dave Morris; inks: Dave Morris | Fred Rogers [as Mr. Rogers] |
| 19 | Corporate America for Today's Kids | comic story | 3 | script: Dana Kadison; pencils: Van Howell; inks: Van Howell | |
| 20 | Crazy Looks at a T.V. Network | comic story | 2 | script: Robert Leighton; pencils: Ned Sonntag; inks: Ned Sonntag; letters: Eliot R. Brown | |
| 21 | How Not to Make a Commercial | photo story | 2 | script: Stuart Schwartzberg; pencils: Eliot R. Brown; inks: Eliot R. Brown | Harold Liebenfranz; Emily Biletnikoff |
| 22 | Uncle Sam's Surplus & Novelties | illustration | 1 | letters: typeset | |
| 23 | Fads | comic story | 3 | script: Peter Bramley; pencils: Peter Bramley; inks: Peter Bramley | |
| 24 | - | photo story | 1 | script: Jim Owsley; pencils: Eliot R. Brown; inks: Eliot R. Brown; letters: Marian Stensgard | Dr. Jiveturkey [Christopher Priest] |
| 25 | The Menace of Mordred the Evil! | comic story | 10 | script: Stan Lee, Jim Owsley; pencils: Joe Maneely; inks: Joe Maneely; colors: Beth Firmin; letters: Jim Wroten, Rick Parker | Black Knight; Merlin Brown; Sir Joey; Mordred Locks; Fonzo Arthur; Raynard of Nerdfag |
| 26 | Death Twitch II | comic story | 5 | script: Stu Schwartzberg; pencils: Kent Gamble; inks: Kent Gamble; letters: Eliot R. Brown | |
| 27 | How to Succeed in School Even Through You're Really Stupid | comic story | 16 | script: Steve Skeates; pencils: Mary Wilshire; inks: Mary Wilshire; letters: Eliot R. Brown | |
| 28 | Draw Me | cartoon | 1 | letters: typeset | Abraham Lincoln |
| 29 | - | comic story | 1 | script: Mike Carlin; pencils: Mike Carlin; inks: Mike Carlin; letters: Mike Carlin | |
| 30 | Commercials That Drive You Crazy No. 50 | comic story | 1 | script: Dick Codor; pencils: Dick Codor; inks: Dick Codor; letters: Eliot R. Brown | |