| 0 | So Long, Chumps! | cover | 1 | pencils: Bob Larkin; inks: Bob Larkin; colors: Bob Larkin | Obnoxio the Clown |
| 1 | Not-a-Word | comic story | 1 | script: Jack Sparling; pencils: Jack Sparling; inks: Jack Sparling | |
| 2 | In This Last Issue | table of contents | 1 | letters: typeset | |
| 3 | - | letters page | 2 | script: Larry Hama | |
| 4 | Poltergoosed | comic story | 6 | script: David Allikas; pencils: Bob Camp; inks: Bob Camp; letters: Eliot R. Brown | |
| 5 | Crazy Gross Encounters Part 1: Troz | comic story | 1 | script: Bobby London; pencils: Bobby London; inks: Bobby London | |
| 6 | - | comic story | 4 | script: Jim Owsley; pencils: Gary Hallgren; inks: Gary Hallgren; letters: Gary Hallgren | Teen Hulk [Chester Weems] |
| 7 | The Fairy Tale Fantasy... and the All-Too-Real Reality | comic story | 1 | script: Mary Wilshire; pencils: Mary Wilshire; inks: Mary Wilshire; letters: Eliot R. Brown | |
| 8 | Dirk McGirk's Sewer Side Note | text story | 2 | script: Michael Carlin; letters: Michael Carlin | |
| 9 | When Turkeys Ruled the Earth | comic story | 2 | script: Stephen Mellor; pencils: Stephen Mellor; inks: Stephen Mellor; letters: Stephen Mellor | |
| 10 | Captain Contradiction versus the Evil Gainsayer | comic story | 1 | script: Michael Carlin; pencils: Michael Carlin; inks: Michael Carlin; letters: Michael Carlin | |
| 11 | Darned to Heck!! | comic story | 3 | script: Steve Mellor; pencils: Steve Mellor; inks: Steve Mellor; letters: Steve Mellor | |
| 12 | Crazy Looks at the Phone Company | comic story | 2 | script: Robert Leighton; pencils: Ned Sonntag; inks: Ned Sonntag; letters: Eliot R. Brown | |
| 13 | Crazy Gross Encounters Part 2: Flower Child | comic story | 1 | script: Bobby London; pencils: Bobby London; inks: Bobby London; letters: Bobby London | |
| 14 | Hooray for Hollowheads | comic story | 3 | script: Dave Morris; pencils: Dave Morris; inks: Dave Morris; letters: Eliot R. Brown | |
| 15 | The Extra-Terrestrial Fantasy... and the Extra-Terrible Reality | comic story | 1 | script: Peter Kuper; pencils: Peter Kuper; inks: Peter Kuper; letters: Eliot R. Brown | |
| 16 | Six Rags Over Brooklyn | comic story | 4 | script: Martha Thomases; pencils: Paul Kirchner; inks: Paul Kirchner; letters: Eliot R. Brown | |
| 17 | When All America Crawled! | comic story | 3 | script: Michael Pellowski; pencils: Arnoldo Franchioni; inks: Arnoldo Franchioni; letters: Eliot R. Brown | |
| 18 | Obnoxio the Clown Fun Pages | comic story | 4 | script: Virgil Diamond; pencils: Alan Kupperberg; inks: Alan Kupperberg; letters: Eliot R. Brown | |
| 19 | - | comic story | 2 | script: David Allikas; pencils: Dave Morris; inks: Dave Morris; letters: Eliot R. Brown | |
| 20 | Crazy Gross Encounters Part 3: Stooges | comic story | 1 | script: Bobby London; pencils: Bobby London; inks: Bobby London | |
| 21 | Kaspar the Dead Baby | comic story | 5 | script: Marv Wolfman; pencils: Marie Severin; inks: Marie Severin; letters: John Costanza | Kaspar the Dead Baby; Windy the Not-So-Good Witch; Kaspar's father; Kaspar's Mother |
| 22 | Buddy Brat | comic story | 2 | script: Bill Janocha; pencils: Bill Janocha; inks: Bill Janocha; letters: Eliot R. Brown | |
| 23 | Intergalactic Wetbacks! (Or, Brother Can You Spare a Skrull?) | comic story | 8 | script: Jim Owsley; pencils: Neal Adams; inks: Tom Palmer; letters: Rick Parker | |
| 24 | Smurphs | comic story | 5 | script: Stu Schwartzberg; pencils: Marie Severin; inks: Marie Severin | |
| 25 | This Is Michael Carlin's Last Page o' Stuff | comic story | 1 | script: Michael Carlin; pencils: Michael Carlin; inks: Michael Carlin; letters: Michael Carlin | Mike Carlin; Obnoxio the Clown |
| 26 | Commercials That Drive You Crazy No. 51 | comic story | 1 | script: Dick Codor; pencils: Dick Codor; inks: Dick Codor; letters: Eliot R. Brown | |