| 0 | Vs. the X-Men | cover | 1 | script: Alan Kupperberg; pencils: Alan Kupperberg; inks: Alan Kupperberg; colors: Alan Kupperberg; letters: Alan Kupperberg | Angel, Colossus, Cyclops, Logan, Ororo Munroe, Nightcrawler, Obnoxio the Clown, Kitty Pryde, Piotr Rasputin, Sprite, Storm, Scott Summers, Kurt Wagner, Wolverine |
| 1 | Something Slimey This Way Comes! | comic story | 10 | script: Alan Kupperberg; pencils: Alan Kupperberg; inks: Alan Kupperberg; colors: Alan Kupperberg; letters: Alan Kupperberg | Angel, Colossus, Cyclops, Eye-Scream First, Logan, Ororo Munroe, Nightcrawler, Obnoxio the Clown, Professor X, Kitty Pryde, Piotr Rasputin, Sprite, Storm, Scott Summers |
| 2 | Obnoxio the Clown's Abuse Page | comic story | 1 | script: Alan Kupperberg; pencils: Alan Kupperberg; inks: Alan Kupperberg; colors: Alan Kupperberg; letters: Alan Kupperberg | Obnoxio the Clown |
| 3 | Jury Duty! | comic story | 9 | script: Alan Kupperberg; pencils: Alan Kupperberg; inks: Alan Kupperberg; colors: Alan Kupperberg; letters: Alan Kupperberg | Obnoxio the Clown, Ronald Reagan |
| 4 | Dear Flabby by Abigail Van Kupperberg | comic story | 1 | script: Alan Kupperberg; pencils: Alan Kupperberg; inks: Alan Kupperberg; colors: Alan Kupperberg; letters: Alan Kupperberg | Thor Odinson, Conan, Ben Grimm, Human Torch, Stan Lee, Mister Fantastic, Obnoxio the Clown, Reed Richards, James Shooter, Johnny Storm, The Thing, Thor |
| 5 | - | in-house column | 1 | script: Jim Shooter; pencils: Bob Hall; inks: Brett Breeding | Arthur Blackwood, Thor Odinson, Crusader, Thor |
| 6 | Obnoxio the Clown Fun Pages | comic story | 2 | script: Alan Kupperberg; pencils: Alan Kupperberg; inks: Alan Kupperberg; colors: Alan Kupperberg; letters: Alan Kupperberg | Obnoxio |