| 0 | All Mutant Parody Issue! | cover | 2 | pencils: Doug Rice; inks: Hilary Barta | |
| 1 | Contents | table of contents | 1 | letters: typeset | |
| 2 | The X-Men Classic | comic story | 6 | script: Barry Dutter; pencils: Marie Severin; inks: Marie Severin; colors: Marie Severin | X-People |
| 3 | Father Knows Beast! | comic story | 1 | script: Manny Galan; pencils: Manny Galan; inks: Manny Galan | Magneto; Beast (photo); Cable |
| 4 | Milk Run | comic story | 8 | script: Tom Brevoort, Mike Kanterovich; pencils: Manny Galan; inks: Steve Montano; colors: Tom Vincent; letters: Dave Sharpe | |
| 5 | Too Many Telepaths! | comic story | 1 | script: Todd Nauck; pencils: Todd Nauck; inks: Todd Nauck | |
| 6 | Ecchs-Force | comic story | 10 | script: Aaron Lopresti; pencils: Aaron Lopresti; inks: Aaron Lopresti; colors: Mark Bernardo; letters: Brad K. Joyce | |
| 7 | Silver Age Silliness | comic story | 1 | script: Rusty Haller; pencils: Rusty Haller; inks: Kez Wilson | |
| 8 | When Super Heroes Have a Bad Day! | comic story | 2 | script: Gary Fields; pencils: Joe Quesada; inks: Mike DeCarlo | |
| 9 | Professor X Gets Put on a Mailing List | comic story | 1 | script: Manny Galan; pencils: Manny Galan; inks: Manny Galan | |
| 10 | Bratman and Bunny! | comic story | 6 | script: Terry Collins; pencils: Keith Wilson; inks: Marie Severin; colors: Marie Severin; letters: Marie Severin | Bratman; Bunny, the Cuddly Wonder |
| 11 | Guardians of the Crosswalk! | comic story | 6 | script: Scott Lobdell; pencils: Manny Galan; inks: Keith Wilson; colors: Tom Vincent; letters: Brad K. Joyce | |
| 12 | Mutant Mishaps | comic story | 1 | script: Manny Galan; pencils: Manny Galan; inks: Manny Galan; letters: Brad K. Joyce | |
| 13 | Silver Age Silliness | comic story | 1 | script: Rusty Haller; pencils: Rusty Haller; inks: Kez Wilson | |
| 14 | A Salute to the Silver Age | comic story | 9 | script: Barry Dutter; pencils: John Costanza; inks: Keith Williams; colors: Ed Lazellari; letters: Brad K. Joyce | |
| 15 | Mutant Mishaps | comic story | 1 | script: Manny Galan; pencils: Manny Galan; inks: Manny Galan | |
| 16 | The Eccentrics... ...Part 2 | comic story | 8 | script: Tom Brevoort, Mike Kanterovich; pencils: Manny Galan; inks: Keith Wilson; colors: Mark Bernardo; letters: Brad K. Joyce | |
| 17 | Top Ten TV Episodes... ...That Don't Feature Mutants!!! | comic story | 1 | script: Barry Dutter; pencils: Darren Auck; inks: Mike DeCarlo; colors: Mark Bernardo; letters: Dave Sharpe | |
| 18 | Great X-Men in History | comic story | 1 | script: Erik Doescher; pencils: Erik Doescher; inks: Erik Doescher | |
| 19 | - | letters page | 1 | script: ? [as Venom]; letters: ?; typeset | |