| 0 | - | cover | 1 | pencils: Jerry Grandenetti; inks: Jerry Grandenetti | Huckleberry Fink |
| 1 | It Takes a Fink to Make an Obscene Phone Call... | cartoon | 1 | letters: typeset | Huckleberry Fink |
| 2 | Contents | table of contents | 1 | pencils: various; inks: various; letters: typeset | |
| 3 | - | letters page | 2 | pencils: various; inks: various; letters: typeset | |
| 4 | Gotor! | comic story | 6 | script: Jayson Wechter; pencils: Jerry Grandenetti; inks: Jerry Grandenetti | |
| 5 | The Crooks' Cuckoo Classified Column! | comic story | 2 | letters: typeset | |
| 6 | Sick Silver Screams | photo story | 3 | pencils: ? (photographs); inks: ? (photographs); letters: typeset | |
| 7 | Trash-ury of Sick Poetry | comic story | 3 | pencils: Nonoy Marcelo; inks: Nonoy Marcelo | |
| 8 | The Movie Game | comic story | 2 | script: Bill Majeski; pencils: Dick Ayers; inks: Dick Ayers | |
| 9 | Comedy Hour News Show | comic story | 4 | pencils: Jerry Grandenetti; inks: Jerry Grandenetti | |
| 10 | International World of Cars | comic story | 5 | pencils: Bill Burke; inks: Bill Burke | |
| 11 | More Obscene Phone Calls | comic story | 4 | script: Mike Pellowski; pencils: Jerry Grandenetti; inks: Jerry Grandenetti | |
| 12 | S.W.E.A.T. | comic story | 5 | script: Len Herman; pencils: Dick Ayers; inks: Dick Ayers | |
| 13 | Sick Exercise Scenes | comic story | 2 | pencils: Dave Manak; inks: Dave Manak | |
| 14 | The Fans Hall of Fame | comic story | 3 | script: Joe Kiernan; pencils: Dave Manak; inks: Dave Manak | |
| 15 | The Aspirin Bandit Caper! | photo story | 3 | script: Jim Simon | |
| 16 | Absurd Answers to Cockeyed Questions! | comic story | 2 | script: Mike Pellowski; pencils: Dave Manak; inks: Dave Manak | |
| 17 | - | statement of ownership | 0.25 | script: Edward D. Konick | |
| 18 | - | photo story | 1 | pencils: ? (photograph); inks: ? (photograph); letters: typeset | |
| 19 | Wanted | cartoon | 1 | letters: typeset | Huckleberry Fink |