| 0 | Sick | cover | 1 | pencils: Jack Sparling; inks: Jack Sparling | President Jimmy Carter |
| 1 | Great Great Great Grandchild | filler | 1 | letters: typeset | |
| 2 | Sick | table of contents | 1 | pencils: Jack Sparling, Dave Manak; inks: Jack Sparling, Dave Manak | Scarsky; Crutch; Krudder; Slocky |
| 3 | Sick Scrawls | letters page | 2 | script: Jack Sparling | |
| 4 | Mary Heartburn Mary Heartburn | comic story | 7 | script: Arnold Drake; pencils: Jack Sparling; inks: Jack Sparling | Mary Heartburn; Normal Blear; Tim; Kitty-Kat; Doretta; Charlie; Grandpa; Solomon Greenberg |
| 5 | Let's Get Organized! | comic story | 5 | | Popeye; Olive Oyl; Brutus; Lt. Flap; Swee'pea;
Charlie Brown; Henry; Beetle Bailey; Alley Oop; Hagar; Fred Flintstone; Barney Rubble; B.C. |
| 6 | Welcome Back Krudder | comic story | 5 | script: Arnold Drake; pencils: Jack Sparling; inks: Jack Sparling | Gabe Krudder; Jolie; Charley Tuna; Mr. Woodhead; Horshnook; Sanjuan Grepstein; Boobyrino; Voom-Voom Vashington |
| 7 | Good Luck--Bad Luck | comic story | 2 | script: Mike Pellowski; pencils: Alan Kupperberg; inks: Alan Kupperberg | |
| 8 | Sickiees! | photo story | 4 | script: Jack Sparling | Esmerelda [Gina Lollobrigida]; Quasimodo [Anthony Quinn]; Clark Gable |
| 9 | Good Luck--Bad Luck | comic story | 1 | letters: typeset | |
| 10 | Charlie's Angles | comic story | 5 | script: Joe Gill; pencils: Jack Sparling; inks: Jack Sparling | Sabreena; Jilly; Kelly; Charlie |
| 11 | Sick Is ... | comic story | 4 | script: Joe Gill; pencils: Jack Sparling; inks: Jack Sparling | |
| 12 | The All-New "Waste-Not" H2O Swimming Pool | comic story | 1 | | |
| 13 | Slocky | comic story | 5 | script: Joe Gill; pencils: Dave Manak; inks: Dave Manak | Shlocky |
| 14 | Scarsky and Crutch | comic story | 5 | script: Arnold Drake; pencils: Jack Sparling; inks: Jack Sparling | Scarsky; Crutch; Snuggy Boar; Sweet Alice |
| 15 | Sick Art Gallery | illustration | 1 | pencils: Jack Sparling; inks: Jack Sparling | |