| 0 | - | cover | 1 | pencils: Jack Sparling; inks: Jack Sparling | |
| 1 | As a Public Service Sick Offers a Language Guide to the New Washington D.C. | photo story | 1 | pencils: ? (photograph); inks: ? (photograph); letters: typeset | |
| 2 | Contents | credits, title page | 1 | pencils: various (illustrations); inks: various (illustrations); letters: typeset | |
| 3 | Sick Scrawls | letters page | 2 | script: Jack Sparling | |
| 4 | Paretta | comic story | 5 | script: George Kashdan; pencils: Jack Sparling; inks: Jack Sparling | |
| 5 | The Enphooeycer | comic story | 5 | script: Dave Manak; pencils: Dave Manak; inks: Dave Manak | |
| 6 | Another First from Vulgar House! | comic story | 3 | script: Arnold Drake; pencils: Bill Burke; inks: Bill Burke | |
| 7 | Lavoine & Shoiley Mayhem in a Massage Parlor!! | comic story | 5 | script: Joe Gill | |
| 8 | Sickies... | photo story | 5 | script: Jack Sparling | |
| 9 | Blarney Mellow | comic story | 5 | script: Arnold Drake | |
| 10 | No Way | comic story | 1 | script: Dek; pencils: Dek; inks: Dek | |
| 11 | A Beacon Falls | comic story | 1 | script: Dek; pencils: Dek; inks: Dek | |
| 12 | Sick Is | comic story | 4 | script: Joe Gill; pencils: Alan Kupperberg; inks: Alan Kupperberg | |
| 13 | The Star's a Bore | comic story | 5 | script: George Kashdan; pencils: Dave Manak; inks: Dave Manak | |
| 14 | It Never Fails! | comic story | 1 | script: Joe Gill; pencils: Dek; inks: Dek | |
| 15 | It Never Fails! | comic story | 1 | script: Dek; pencils: Dek; inks: Dek | |
| 16 | It Never Fails! | comic story | 1 | script: Dek; pencils: Dek; inks: Dek | |
| 17 | Boys! Girls! Be the First Kids on Your Block to Own Your Own Parents! | comic story | 2 | script: Arnold Drake; pencils: Bill Burke; inks: Bill Burke | |
| 18 | - | promo (ad from the publisher) | 1 | letters: typeset | |
| 19 | A Sick Bonus | illustration | 1 | pencils: Jack Sparling; inks: Jack Sparling | |
| 20 | - | illustration | 1 | pencils: Jack Sparling; inks: Jack Sparling | |