| 0 | On a clear day you can see a funny girl singing 'Hello Dolly' forever | cover | 1 | pencils: Norman Mingo; inks: Norman Mingo; colors: Norman Mingo | Alfred E. Neuman |
| 1 | A Different Take on Cinderella | comic story | 1 | script: Sergio Aragonés; pencils: Jack Rickard; inks: Jack Rickard; colors: Jack Rickard | Cinderella; The Prince |
| 2 | Why Not Have the Next Issue Sent Directly to Your Home? | promo (ad from the publisher) | 0.5 | pencils: Paul Coker Jr.; inks: Paul Coker Jr. | |
| 3 | On a Clear Day You Can See a Funny Girl Singing 'Hello Dolly' Forever | comic story | 7 | script: Frank Jacobs; pencils: Mort Drucker; inks: Mort Drucker | Barbra Streisand [as Bubby Strident]; Yves Montand [as the Doctor]; Omar Sharif [as Nick Arsenic]; Walter Pidgeon [as Flo Ziegfeld]; Walter Matthau [as Horror]; Louis Armstrong [as Satchmo]; Elliott Gould [as the Waiter] |
| 4 | Ordure of the Day | text story | 1 | script: Ronnie Nathan; pencils: Paul Coker Jr.; inks: Paul Coker Jr. | |
| 5 | Nixon & Agnew As Seen By... | photo story | 3 | script: Max Brandel | Richard Nixon; Spiro Agnew |
| 6 | One Day in a Bus Depot | comic story | 2 | script: Don Martin; pencils: Don Martin; inks: Don Martin | |
| 7 | Specialized Camp Ads We're Bound to See | text story | 3 | script: Dick DeBartolo | |
| 8 | The Lighter Side of Baby Sitting | comic story | 5 | script: Dave Berg; pencils: Dave Berg; inks: Dave Berg | |
| 9 | The Fox Hole | comic story | 1 | script: Al Jaffee; pencils: Al Jaffee; inks: Al Jaffee | Major Hawks; Private Doves |
| 10 | Mother’s Day Cards From the "Now" Generation | comic story | 3 | script: Frank Jacobs; pencils: Bob Clarke; inks: Bob Clarke | |
| 11 | Drawn Out Dramas | cartoon | 0 | script: Sergio Aragonés; pencils: Sergio Aragonés; inks: Sergio Aragonés | |
| 12 | Altar Ego | comic story | 2 | script: Marylyn Ippolito; pencils: Wally Wood; inks: Wally Wood | |
| 13 | The Game Is Inane | comic story | 6 | script: Lou Silverstone; pencils: Angelo Torres; inks: Angelo Torres | Tony Franciosa [as Paul]; Gene Barry [as Gland Coward]; Robert Stack [as Don Farfell]; Susan Saint James [as Puggy Mixwell]; Zsa Zsa Gabor [as the Nurse] |
| 14 | Spy Vs. Spy | comic story | 1 | script: Antonio Prohías; pencils: Antonio Prohías; inks: Antonio Prohías | The Black Spy; The White Spy |
| 15 | You Know It's Really Over When... | comic story | 3 | script: Al Jaffee, Gloria L. Rich; pencils: Jack Rickard; inks: Jack Rickard | |
| 16 | ABC's "Campus Riot of the Week" | comic story | 6 | script: Tom Koch; pencils: Jack Davis; inks: Jack Davis | Chris Schenkel; Bud Wilkinson; Ronald Reagan [as the Head Linesman]; Kyle Rote |
| 17 | In a Specialist's Office | comic story | 1 | script: Don Martin; pencils: Don Martin; inks: Don Martin | |
| 18 | What Is Fast Becoming the Only Place To See Rare Vanishing Animal Species? | illustration | 1 | script: Al Jaffee; pencils: Al Jaffee; inks: Al Jaffee; colors: Al Jaffee | |
| 19 | Our American Heritage | comic story | 1 | script: Max Brandel; pencils: Bob Clarke; inks: Bob Clarke; colors: Bob Clarke | |