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| 1 | The Tourist | comic story | 1 | script: Antonio Prohías; pencils: Antonio Prohías; inks: Antonio Prohías; colors: Antonio Prohías | |
| 2 | Why Not Have the Next Issue Sent Directly to Your Home? | promo (ad from the publisher) | 0.33 | pencils: Paul Coker Jr.; inks: Paul Coker Jr. | |
| 3 | - | letters page | 1 | script: Jerry De Fuccio; pencils: Charles Schulz; inks: Charles Schulz | Snoopy |
| 4 | The White House Follies of '72 | comic story | 8 | script: Frank Jacobs; pencils: Mort Drucker; inks: Mort Drucker | Richard Nixon; Spiro Agnew; Henry Kissinger; John Mitchell; John Erlichmann; Lyndon Johnson; Pat Nixon; Julie Nixon-Eisenhower; Patricia Nixon-Cox; David Eisenhower; J. Edgar Hoover; George Meaney; Martha Mitchell; Bob Hope; Golda Meir; Rev. Billy Graham |
| 5 | Drawn Out Dramas | cartoon | 0 | script: Sergio Aragonés; pencils: Sergio Aragonés; inks: Sergio Aragonés | |
| 6 | Ads That Turn People Off | comic story | 4 | script: Frank Jacobs; pencils: Bob Clarke; inks: Bob Clarke | |
| 7 | More Snappy Answers to Stupid Questions | comic story | 3 | script: Al Jaffee; pencils: Al Jaffee; inks: Al Jaffee | |
| 8 | One Fairly Nice Day Downtown | comic story | 1 | script: Don Martin; pencils: Don Martin; inks: Don Martin | |
| 9 | Love Letters from Celebrities | text story | 2 | script: Arnie Kogen | |
| 10 | A Mad Message to the Leading Democratic Candidates for President | comic story | 3 | script: Dave Gantz; pencils: Dave Gantz; inks: Dave Gantz | Hubert Humphrey; Edmund Muskie; George McGovern; Edward Kennedy; John Lindsey; Richard Nixon; Golda Meir; Bob Hope; Barbra Streisand; Spiro Agnew; Charles DeGaulle; Joe Namath; Lyndon Johnson |
| 11 | When TV Makes Full Use of Howard Cosell | comic story | 4 | script: Frank Jacobs; pencils: Jack Davis; inks: Jack Davis | Howard Cosell; Ernie; Cookie Monster; Lawrence Spivak |
| 12 | A Mad Look at Snowmobiles | cartoon | 3 | script: Paul Peter Porges; pencils: Paul Peter Porges; inks: Paul Peter Porges | |
| 13 | The Lighter Side of... Air Travel | comic story | 5 | script: Dave Berg; pencils: Dave Berg; inks: Dave Berg | |
| 14 | If Other Magazines Copied Cosmopolitan's "Sex" Formula | photo story | 3 | script: Arnie Kogen; pencils: Irving Schild; inks: Irving Schild | |
| 15 | You Know You're Really Divorced When... | comic story | 2 | script: Lloyd Gola; pencils: Lloyd Gola; inks: Lloyd Gola | |
| 16 | One Fine Day While Touring Florida | comic story | 1 | script: Don Martin; pencils: Don Martin; inks: Don Martin | |
| 17 | The Putrid Family | comic story | 5 | script: Arnie Kogen; pencils: Angelo Torres; inks: Angelo Torres | Shirley Jones [as Shrilly Putrid]; David Cassidy [as Teeth Putrid]; Danny Bonaduce [as Hammy Putrid]; Dave Madden [as Boob]; Susan Dey [as Lowly Putrid]; Suzanne Crough [as Tricky Putrid]; Brian Forster [as Subby Putrid] |
| 18 | One Busy Day in a Highway Restaurant | comic story | 1 | script: Don Martin; pencils: Don Martin; inks: Don Martin | |
| 19 | Just What Is Richard Nixon Hoping to Find on His Historic Trip to China? | illustration | 1 | script: Al Jaffee; pencils: Al Jaffee; inks: Al Jaffee; colors: Al Jaffee | Richard Nixon; Pat Nixon |
| 20 | At the Movies | comic story | 1 | script: Sergio Aragonés; pencils: Paul Coker Jr.; inks: Paul Coker Jr.; colors: Paul Coker Jr. | |