| 0 | - | cover | 1 | pencils: Jack Rickard; inks: Jack Rickard; colors: Jack Rickard | Alfred E. Neuman |
| 1 | E.C. Publications, Inc. | promo (ad from the publisher) | 1 | letters: typeset | |
| 2 | Table of Contents | table of contents | 1 | pencils: Mort Drucker, Bob Jones, Harry North, Paul Coker, Dave Berg, Angelo Torres; inks: Mort Drucker, Bob Jones, Harry North, Paul Coker, Dave Berg, Angelo Torres | |
| 3 | Letters Dept. | letters page | 1 | script: ? [as editor]; letters: typeset | |
| 4 | E.C. Publications, Inc. | promo (ad from the publisher) | 1 | letters: typeset | |
| 5 | Star Bores: The Empire Strikes Out | comic story | 8 | script: Dick DeBartolo; pencils: Mort Drucker; inks: Mort Drucker | Carrie Fisher [as Princess Laidup]; Harrison Ford [as Ham Yoyo]; Bar-Stool; Creepio; Leonard Nimoy [as Spock] (cameo); Mark Hamill [as Lube Skystalker]; Peter Mayhem [as Chewbacco]; Alec Guinness [as Oldie Von Moldie]; Yodel; Billy Dee Williams [as Landough]; Dart Zadar |
| 6 | A Mad Auction of Some Legendary Celebrities' Personal Items | comic story | 3 | script: Paul Peter Porges; pencils: Paul Peter Porges; inks: Paul Peter Porges | |
| 7 | One Morning in a Theatrical Shop | comic story | 1 | script: Don Martin; pencils: Don Martin; inks: Don Martin | |
| 8 | A Mad Guide to... The Double Standards of Age | comic story | 2 | script: Barry Liebmann; pencils: Bob Jones; inks: Bob Jones | |
| 9 | Spy vs. Spy | comic story | 1 | script: Antonio Prohías; pencils: Antonio Prohías; inks: Antonio Prohías | The Black Spy, The White Spy |
| 10 | Amalgamated Student Supply Co. Mail Order Catalog 1980-1981 School Year | comic story | 4 | script: Tom Koch, Diane Riccobene; pencils: Bob Clarke; inks: Bob Clarke | |
| 11 | One Afternoon in the South Seas | comic story | 1 | script: Don Martin; pencils: Don Martin; inks: Don Martin | |
| 12 | Everyday Crimes That Should Be Punished | comic story | 3 | script: Tom Koch; pencils: Harry North; inks: Harry North | |
| 13 | An Al Jaffee Snappy Answers to Stupid Questions: Gangland Episode | comic story | 2 | script: Al Jaffee; pencils: Al Jaffee; inks: Al Jaffee | |
| 14 | Really Important and Relevant Life Spans | comic story | 3 | script: Frank Jacobs; pencils: Paul Coker; inks: Paul Coker | |
| 15 | The Lighter Side of... | comic story | 5 | script: Dave Berg; pencils: Dave Berg; inks: Dave Berg | |
| 16 | One Evening in a Hospital Room | comic story | 1 | script: Don Martin; pencils: Don Martin; inks: Don Martin | |
| 17 | "Is the Pope Catholic?" | comic story | 2 | script: Arnie Kogen | |
| 18 | A Mad Guide to... Burning Calories Without Exercise | comic story | 3 | script: Don Edwing; pencils: Don Edwing; inks: Don Edwing | |
| 19 | Queezy | comic story | 6 | script: Lou Silverstone; pencils: Angelo Torres; inks: Angelo Torres | Jack Klugman [as Queezy]; Robert Ito [as Spam]; Garry Walburg [as Lt. Moronohan]; Bum |
| 20 | What Is a Ridiculously Expensive Trip Today That Most of Us Would Rather Avoid? | cartoon | 1 | script: Al Jaffee; pencils: Al Jaffee; inks: Al Jaffee; colors: Al Jaffee | |
| 21 | Another Fairy Tales Scenes We'd Like to See (The Frog Prince) | comic story | 1 | script: Don Martin; pencils: Don Martin; inks: Don Martin; colors: Don Martin; letters: Don Martin | |
| 22 | Drawn-Out Dramas | comic story | 0 | script: Sergio Aragonés; pencils: Sergio Aragonés; inks: Sergio Aragonés | |