| 0 | Alfred E. Neuman | cover | 1 | pencils: Don Martin; inks: Don Martin | Alfred E. Neuman |
| 2 | Departments | table of contents | 1 | pencils: various; inks: various; letters: typeset | |
| 3 | Letters Dept. | letters page | 1 | pencils: Don Martin, Jack Rickard; inks: Don Martin, Jack Rickard | |
| 4 | Little "Star"lings | comic story | 5 | script: Arnie Kogen; pencils: Mort Drucker; inks: Mort Drucker | Tatum O'Neal [as Ferrit]; Krista Errickson [as Sinner]; Kristy McNichol [as Angle]; Armand Assante [as Garish]; Matt Dillon [as Ranty]; Mickey Rooney [as Andy Hardy] (cameo); Judy Garland [as Polly] (cameo) |
| 5 | Gold Mining Daughter | comic story | 3 | script: Arnie Kogen; pencils: Mort Drucker; inks: Mort Drucker | Sissy Spacek [as Loretty Lint]; Tommy Lee Jones [as Doodling Lint]; Dolly Parton (cameo) |
| 6 | Don Martin Looks at Firemen | comic story | 4 | script: Don Martin; pencils: Don Martin; inks: Don Martin | |
| 7 | Are You Happy Now... | comic story | 2 | script: Frank Jacobs; pencils: Paul Coker; inks: Paul Coker | |
| 8 | Spy vs. Spy | comic story | 1 | script: Antonio Prohías; pencils: Antonio Prohías; inks: Antonio Prohías | Black Spy; White Spy |
| 9 | Those Wonderful Seventies! | photo story | 5 | script: Larry Siegel; pencils: UPI; inks: UPI | |
| 10 | A Collection of Vital Temperature Readings Found on the Mad Thermometer | comic story | 2 | script: John Ficarra; pencils: Bob Clarke; inks: Bob Clarke | |
| 11 | The Lighter Side of... | comic story | 5 | script: Dave Berg; pencils: Dave Berg; inks: Dave Berg | |
| 12 | If We Ever Have Real Equal Rights Laws | comic story | 3 | script: Tom Koch; pencils: Harry North; inks: Harry North | |
| 13 | More Wait Till You Get Home and Find That... | comic story | 2 | script: Paul Peter Porges; pencils: Paul Peter Porges; inks: Paul Peter Porges | |
| 14 | The Worst Selling Books of the Year | comic story | 2 | script: Larry Siegel; pencils: Jack Rickard; inks: Jack Rickard | |
| 15 | A Mad Expose of Some... Phone-y Baloney | comic story | 3 | script: Paul Peter Porges; pencils: Jack Davis; inks: Jack Davis | |
| 16 | Don Martin Takes Another Look at Firemen | comic story | 1 | script: Don Martin; pencils: Don Martin; inks: Don Martin; letters: Don Martin | |
| 17 | The Dopes of Haphazzard | comic story | 7 | script: Dick De Bartolo; pencils: Angelo Torres; inks: Angelo Torres | James Best [as Bosco G. Goldrain]; Sorrell Booke [as Boss Slob]; Sonny Shroyer [as Anus]; Denver Pyle [as Uncle Jazzy Dope]; Catherine Bach [as Dizzy Dope]; John Schneider [as Boo Dope]; Tom Wopat [as Puke Dope]; Alfred E. Neuman (cameo); Pappy Yokum (cameo); Mammy Yokum (cameo) |
| 18 | The Race for the Presidency | cartoon | 1 | script: Al Jaffee; pencils: Al Jaffee; inks: Al Jaffee; colors: Al Jaffee | Alfred E. Neuman |
| 19 | Club for Sale | comic story | 1 | script: Al Jaffee; pencils: Al Jaffee; inks: Al Jaffee; colors: Al Jaffee; letters: Al Jaffee | |
| 20 | Drawn-Out Dramas | comic story | 0 | script: Sergio Aragonés; pencils: Sergio Aragonés; inks: Sergio Aragonés; letters: Sergio Aragonés | |