| 0 | Alfred E. Neuman for President | cover | 1 | pencils: Mort Drucker; inks: Mort Drucker | Alfred E. Neuman; George H.W. Bush; Barbara Bush |
| 1 | Lethal Wreckin’ 3 | comic story | 5 | script: Dick DeBartolo; pencils: Mort Drucker; inks: Mort Drucker | Danny Glover [as Detective Martyr]; Mel Gibson [as Detective Buggs]; Joe Pesci [as Leo Gutz]; Rene Russo [as Detective Looney Cold] |
| 2 | The Flexible Fellow’s Folderol | comic story | 1 | script: Duck Edwing; pencils: Don Edwing; inks: Don Edwing | |
| 3 | Are You Making a Fashion Statement or Something Else Entirely? | comic story | 2 | script: John Caldwell; pencils: John Caldwell; inks: John Caldwell | |
| 4 | Sure Bets in Sports | comic story | 3 | script: Tom Koch; pencils: Jack Davis; inks: Jack Davis | |
| 5 | Spy vs. Spy | comic story | 1 | script: Don Edwing; pencils: Bob Clarke; inks: Bob Clarke | The Black Spy; the White Spy |
| 6 | Mad’s Do-It-Yourself Political Speech to Grab Voter Attention | comic story | 2 | script: Tom Koch; pencils: Paul Coker; inks: Paul Coker | |
| 7 | The Lighter Side of… | comic story | 5 | script: Dave Berg; pencils: Dave Berg; inks: Dave Berg | Roger Kaputnik |
| 8 | The Portentous Pencil-Peddler’s Prophecy | comic story | 1 | script: Duck Edwing; pencils: Duck Edwing; inks: Duck Edwing | |
| 9 | Mad Salutes Columbus | comic story | 2 | script: Frank Jacobs; pencils: Tom Bunk; inks: Tom Bunk | |
| 10 | When/Why Should We Believe…? | comic story | 2 | script: Mike Snider; pencils: Sam Viviano; inks: Sam Viviano | |
| 11 | Dance Steps We All Know | comic story | 2 | script: Darren Johnson; pencils: Angelo Torres; inks: Angelo Torres | |
| 12 | The Baffling Biker’s Bugaboo | comic story | 1 | script: Duck Edwing; pencils: Don Edwing; inks: Don Edwing | |
| 13 | American Radiators | comic story | 5 | script: Dick DeBartolo, Andrew J. Schwartzberg; pencils: Al Jaffee; inks: Al Jaffee | Biceps; Chest; Neck; Buttocks; Calves; Triceps; Abs; Lats; Thighs; Pecs; Mite Ailingly; Hairy Sanka; Wally Whiplash; Betty Brutal; Carl Concussion; Mrs. Concussion (Carl’s mom); Burst |
| 14 | History’s Great Come-On Lines | comic story | 2 | script: D. Jacobs; pencils: George Woodbridge; inks: George Woodbridge | Henry VIII; Anne Boleyn; Oedipus; Adam; Eve; Marco Polo; Charles Darwin; Christopher Columbus; Amelia Earhart; Fred Noonan; Noah; Sigmund Freud; Paul Revere; Marie Curie; Clarence Thomas |
| 15 | A Mad Look at Columbus | comic story | 3 | script: Sergio Aragonés; pencils: Sergio Aragonés; inks: Sergio Aragonés | |
| 16 | CNN Sitcoms Based on News Stories They’ve Covered | comic story | 3 | script: Mike Snider; pencils: Angelo Torres; inks: Angelo Torres | Donald Trump; Boris Yeltsin; Mikhail Gorbachev; Clarence Thomas; Anita Hill; Bernie; Peter; John; Margaret Ray; Dr. Jack Kevorkian; Dr. Cecil Jacobson; Charlie Keating; Ted Kennedy; Shlomo; Fatima |
| 17 | Fads That Never Quite Caught On! | comic story | 2 | script: Paul Peter Porges; pencils: Paul Peter Porges; inks: Paul Peter Porges | |
| 18 | Unelectable | comic story | 3 | script: Frank Jacobs; pencils: Rick Tulka; inks: Rick Tulka | |
| 19 | What’s the Most Effective Way to Deal with Repeat Offenders? | illustration | 1 | script: Al Jaffee; pencils: Al Jaffee; inks: Al Jaffee | |
| 20 | If Norman Rockwell Depicted the 90’s: Saturday Morning at Doc Fletchers | illustration | 1 | script: Bob Bramble; pencils: Richard Williams; inks: Richard Williams; colors: Richard Williams | |