| 0 | Mad | cover | 1 | pencils: Irving Schild; inks: Irving Schild; colors: Irving Schild | |
| 1 | Sister Axed | comic story | 5 | script: Stan Hart; pencils: Angelo Torres; inks: Angelo Torres | Whoopi Goldberg [as Sister Mary Clarence Thomas]; Harvey Keitel [as Vince Vinnie Stugozzi]; Maggie Smith [as Mother Inferior]; Danny DeVito [as the Penguin] (cameo); Sister Mary Michael Jordan |
| 2 | The Cretinous Cook’s Concoction | comic story | 1 | script: Duck Edwing; pencils: Duck Edwing; inks: Duck Edwing | |
| 3 | The Differences Between the 80's and the 90's | comic story | 2 | script: John Caldwell; pencils: John Caldwell; inks: John Caldwell | |
| 4 | Spy vs. Spy | comic story | 1 | script: Don Edwing; pencils: Bob Clarke; inks: Bob Clarke | The Black Spy; the White Spy |
| 5 | Greeting Cards That Keep Up With the Times | comic story | 3 | script: Frank Jacobs; pencils: Paul Coker; inks: Paul Coker | |
| 6 | Words of Warning That Your Life's Not Going So Well | comic story | 3 | script: Mike Snider; pencils: Jack Davis; inks: Jack Davis | |
| 7 | Mad’s Instant TV Reviews | comic story | 2 | script: Russ Cooper; pencils: Rick Tulka; inks: Rick Tulka | |
| 8 | The Wacky Washroom Whizbang | comic story | 1 | script: Duck Edwing; pencils: Duck Edwing; inks: Duck Edwing | |
| 9 | Mad's Avalanche O' Catalogs | comic story | 3 | script: Joe Raiola, Charlie Kadau; pencils: George Woodbridge; inks: George Woodbridge | |
| 10 | Mad's Mix 'N' Match Donahue/Oprah/Geraldo/Maury/Sally Jessy/Jane Guest and Topic Simulator | comic story | 2 | script: John Caldwell; pencils: Gerry Gersten; inks: Gerry Gersten | Phil Donahue; Sally Jessy Raphael; Jane Pauley; Oprah Winfrey; Geraldo Rivera; Maury Povich |
| 11 | Mad Proverbs Guaranteed to Leave 'em Speechless | comic story | 2 | script: Tom Koch; pencils: Al Jaffee; inks: Al Jaffee | |
| 12 | The Lighter Side of... | comic story | 5 | script: Dave Berg; pencils: Dave Berg; inks: Dave Berg | |
| 13 | The Volatile Vegetable Vignette | comic story | 1 | script: Duck Edwing; pencils: Duck Edwing; inks: Duck Edwing | |
| 14 | More Customer Satisfaction Surveys We'd Really Like to See | comic story | 2 | script: C. Pepper; pencils: Harry North; inks: Harry North | |
| 15 | Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade Rejects | comic story | 2 | script: Paul Peter Porges; pencils: Paul Peter Porges; inks: Paul Peter Porges | |
| 16 | Commemorative Stamps We'd Like to See (But Never Will!) | comic story | 2 | script: Frank Jacobs; pencils: Bob Clarke; inks: Bob Clarke | Cecil Pinckney; Wilma Beamer; Myra Hepple; Harlow Wickwire; Lydia Musgrave; Byron Hibbish; Myra Steeg; Ed Gribley; Ted Kennedy; Jimmy Swaggert; Leo Fernfeather; Jasper McVey; Juan Placebo; Ed “Barracuda” Dingo; Miles Eastwick; Fred Mulvey |
| 17 | A Mad Look at Tattoos | comic story | 3 | script: Sergio Aragonés; pencils: Sergio Aragonés; inks: Sergio Aragonés; letters: Sergio Aragonés | |
| 18 | Patr*idiotic Games | comic story | 5 | script: Stan Hart; pencils: Angelo Torres; inks: Angelo Torres | Harrison Ford [as Joke Riot]; Anne Archer [as Catty Riot]; Thora Birch [as Sally Riot]; Linus Van Pelt (cameo); Andy Capp (cameo); Darth Vader (cameo); Sean Bean [as Scorn Miller]; J. E. Freeman [as Smarty]; Richard Harris [as Paddy O’Wagon]; James Fox [as Lord Homely] |
| 19 | The Mad Living Will | text story | 1 | script: J. Prete | |
| 20 | With the Demise of the Soviet Fleet, What Appears to Be Our Navy Hotshots' Latest Target? | illustration | 1 | script: Al Jaffee; pencils: Al Jaffee; inks: Al Jaffee | |
| 21 | Sassy | cartoon | 1 | script: Charlie Kadau, Joe Raiola | |