| 0 | The Unofficial Magazine of the 1996 Olympics | cover | 1 | script: Paul Peter Porges | |
| 1 | Broke ‘n’ Narrow | comic story | 6 | script: Dick DeBartolo; pencils: Mort Drucker; inks: Mort Drucker | John Travolta [as Sic]; Christian Slater [as Smiley]; Bob Gunton [as Gidget]; Howie Long [as Smelly]; Samantha Mathis [as Berry]; Wile E. Coyote (cameo); Road Runner (cameo) |
| 2 | Future Olympic Dance Competitions | comic story | 3 | script: John Caldwell; pencils: John Caldwell; inks: John Caldwell | |
| 3 | Mad Assesses the Field of “Potential” Presidential Contenders | comic story | 3 | script: Barry Liebmann; pencils: Rick Geary; inks: Rick Geary | Dr. Jack Kevorkian; Joey Buttafuoco; Howard Stern; Steven Spielberg; Mark Fuhrman; Sharon Stone; Kato Kaelin; John Kennedy, Jr.; Snoop Doggy Dogg; Tom Arnold |
| 4 | Mad Visits This Year’s Blahblahpaloser | comic story | 5 | script: Desmond Devlin; pencils: Ray Alma; inks: Ray Alma | Dennis Oddman; Scary Farrell; Beavis; Butthead; Schroeder; Billy Schmoe; Anthony Kiester; Tick; Ron Delicatessen; Eddie Bitter; Courtney Lump; Trout Reznor |
| 5 | A Mad Look at "When Nature Calls" | comic story | 4 | script: Sergio Aragonés; pencils: Sergio Aragonés; inks: Sergio Aragonés | |
| 6 | You Have No Chance of Winning an Olympic Medal If… | comic story | 2 | script: John Caldwell; pencils: Sandy Kossin; inks: Sandy Kossin | |
| 7 | The Lighter Side of... | comic story | 5 | script: Dave Berg; pencils: Dave Berg; inks: Dave Berg | |
| 8 | What if God Was One of Us? | comic story | 3 | script: Andrew J. Schwartzberg; pencils: Drew Friedman; inks: Drew Friedman | |
| 9 | Olympic Moments You’re Sure to See | comic story | 3 | script: Mike Snider; pencils: Jack Davis; inks: Jack Davis | |
| 10 | TV Shows Geared to Teach Hard Subjects | comic story | 3 | script: Gunnar Johnson; pencils: Gunnar Johnson; inks: Gunnar Johnson | |
| 11 | The Wonderful, Wonderful World of Computers | comic story | 3 | script: Desmond Devlin; pencils: Paul Coker; inks: Paul Coker | |
| 12 | Wishin’ for the Impossible | comic story | 5 | script: Dick DeBartolo; pencils: Angelo Torres; inks: Angelo Torres | Tom Cruise [as Ether Hunk]; Jon Voight [as Gym Yelps]; Emmanuelle Beart [as Clam Yelps]; Emilio Estevez [as Jerk Keeper]; Mickey Mouse; Dennis Rodman; Kermit the Frog; Kristin Scott Thomas [as Sayonara]; Henry Czerny [as Kiddyounot]; Natasha Fatale; Boris Badenov; Vanessa Redgrave [as Lax]; Jean Ren |
| 13 | The Diabolical Deluge Deceit | comic story | 1 | script: Duck Edwing; pencils: Duck Edwing; inks: Duck Edwing | |
| 14 | Who Has the Most to Lose if Kids Are Kept Away from the Web? | illustration | 1 | script: Al Jaffee; pencils: Al Jaffee; inks: Al Jaffee; colors: Al Jaffee | |