| 0 | In This Issue We Slam Dunk NBA Freaks & Losers | cover | 1 | pencils: Mort Drucker; inks: Mort Drucker | |
| 1 | Star Blecch: Worst Contact | comic story | 6 | script: Dick DeBartolo; pencils: Paul Coker; inks: Paul Coker | Patrick Stewart [as Pickhard]; LeVar Burton [as Giddy LaFork]; Michael Dorn [as Woof]; Brent Spiner [as Dada]; Gates McFadden [as Dr. Cruncher; Jonathan Frakes [as Striker]; Alfre Woodard [as Needa]; James Cromwell [as Dr. Zipper Coldrain]; Marina Sirtis [as Toy]; Bores; Christopher Lloyd [as Dr. Em |
| 2 | Generation X Job Resume | comic story | 2 | script: Andrew J. Schwartzberg; pencils: Greg Theakston; inks: Greg Theakston | |
| 3 | Holiday Songs for Sports Fans | comic story | 4 | script: Frank Jacobs; pencils: Gerry Gersten; inks: Gerry Gersten | Albert Belle; Dennis Rodman; Marge Schott; O.J. Simpson; Michael Irvin; Mahmoud Abdul-Rauf; Mike Tyson; Peter McNeely |
| 4 | A Mad Look at Parties | comic story | 3 | script: Sergio Aragonés; pencils: Sergio Aragonés; inks: Sergio Aragonés | |
| 5 | The Victim's Newsletter | comic story | 4 | script: Charlie Kadau; pencils: George Woodbridge; inks: George Woodbridge | |
| 6 | A Typical Night in the City That Never Sleeps | comic story | 3 | script: Andrew J. Schwartzberg; pencils: Rick Tulka; inks: Rick Tulka | Richard Bellows; Jimmy Puseye; Elle Macpherson; Jose Gomez; Chesty Knockers; Barry Mahoney; Desmond Mahoney; Pete Froble; Doug Poterwitz; Luke |
| 7 | The Lighter Side of... | comic story | 5 | script: Dave Berg; pencils: Dave Berg; inks: Dave Berg | |
| 8 | The Advantages of a Career in Carnival Work | comic story | 3 | script: Anthony Barbieri; pencils: John Caldwell; inks: John Caldwell; letters: John Caldwell | |
| 9 | The Real Reasons Why Your Favorite Rock Band Just Split Up | comic story | 2 | script: Desmond Devlin; pencils: Lisa Haney; inks: Lisa Haney | |
| 10 | When Other Sports Figures Co-Star with Cartoon Characters in Movies | comic story | 4 | script: Stan Hart; pencils: Sam Viviano; inks: Sam Viviano | Bashful, Bugs Bunny, Dudley Do-Right, Doc, Dopey, Natasha Fatale, Foghorn Leghorn, Speedy Gonzales, Grumpy, Happy, Horse, Scrooge McDuck, Yosemite Sam, Sleepy |
| 11 | Mountain Tunnel Avalanche | comic story | 2 | script: M&e (signed); pencils: M&e (signed); inks: M&e (signed) | |
| 12 | In the Mind of a TV Executive | comic story | 2 | script: Desmond Devlin; pencils: Rick Geary; inks: Rick Geary | |
| 13 | Slamtrak | text article | 1 | script: Dick DeBartolo | |
| 14 | The Mad NBA Primer | comic story | 3 | script: David Shayne; pencils: Mort Drucker; inks: Mort Drucker | |
| 15 | The Raunchy Restroom Revulsion | comic story | 1 | script: Duck Edwing; pencils: Duck Edwing; inks: Duck Edwing | |
| 16 | What is David Letterman's Best Hope for Gaining More Viewers? | activity | 1 | script: Al Jaffee; pencils: Al Jaffee; inks: Al Jaffee; colors: Al Jaffee | |