| 0 | Mars Attacks! | cover | 1 | pencils: Mark Fredrickson; inks: Mark Fredrickson | |
| 1 | Marred Attack! | comic story | 6 | script: Stan Hart; pencils: Angelo Torres; inks: Angelo Torres | Gene Sizzle; Roger E. Bear; Marvin the Martian (cameo); E.T. (cameo); Paul Winfield [as General Crazy]; Pierce Brosnan [as Dr. Kissyface]; Tom Jones; Pepe LePew (cameo) |
| 2 | Realistic Police Shows We’ll Soon Be Seeing | comic story | 3 | script: Anthony Barbieri; pencils: George Woodbridge; inks: George Woodbridge | |
| 3 | - | comic story | 2 | script: M&e (signed); pencils: M&e (signed); inks: M&e (signed) | |
| 4 | Obituaries for Comic Strip Characters | comic story | 3 | script: Frank Jacobs; pencils: Steve Smallwood; inks: Steve Smallwood | |
| 5 | More Mad Mini-Movies Featuring the Fickle Finger Of Fate | comic story | 2 | script: Al Jaffee; pencils: Al Jaffee; inks: Al Jaffee | |
| 6 | The Masked Mountie and His Wonder Dog, Biscuit Chapter IV "The Falls of Death!" | comic story | 1 | script: Duck Edwing; pencils: Duck Edwing; inks: Duck Edwing | |
| 7 | You’ll Probably Win That Sexual Harassment Suit If… | comic story | 3 | script: Andrew J. Schwartzberg; pencils: Timothy Shamey; inks: Timothy Shamey | |
| 8 | The US HealthScare HealthPhone | comic story | 2 | script: Butch D'Ambrosio; pencils: Bob Clarke; inks: Bob Clarke | |
| 9 | The Lighter Side of... | comic story | 5 | script: Dave Berg; pencils: Dave Berg; inks: Dave Berg | |
| 10 | Now That the Aliens Have Landed… | comic story | 3 | script: Duck Edwing; pencils: Joe Orlando; inks: Joe Orlando | |
| 11 | Dennis Miller Rants About Dennis Miller | comic story | 4 | script: Butch D'Ambrosio; pencils: Steve Brodner; inks: Steve Brodner | |
| 12 | A Mad Look at Winter Vacations | comic story | 4 | script: Sergio Aragonés; pencils: Sergio Aragonés; inks: Sergio Aragonés | |
| 13 | The Masked Mountie and His Wonder Dog, Biscuit Chapter VIII "The Flames of Death!" | comic story | 1 | script: Duck Edwing; pencils: Duck Edwing; inks: Duck Edwing | |
| 14 | Tortured by an Angel | comic story | 5 | script: Dick DeBartolo; pencils: Sam Viviano; inks: Sam Viviano | Roma Downey [as Monotone]; Della Reese [as Testy]; the Devil; Angel of Death |
| 15 | The Masked Mountie and His Wonder Dog, Biscuit Chapter XI "A Head Start!" | comic story | 1 | script: Duck Edwing; pencils: Duck Edwing; inks: Duck Edwing | |