| 0 | Win a Night with the Spice Girls | cover | 1 | script: Duck Edwing; pencils: Joe DeVito, Al Jaffee; inks: Joe DeVito, Al Jaffee; colors: Joe DeVito | |
| 1 | - | promo (ad from the publisher) | 1 | letters: typeset | |
| 2 | - | table of contents | 1 | letters: typeset | |
| 3 | Random Samplings of Readers Mail | letters page | 2 | letters: typeset | |
| 4 | F*!@/Off | comic story | 5 | script: Dick DeBartolo; pencils: Mort Drucker; inks: Mort Drucker | John Travolta [as Worn Arches]; Nicolas Cage [as Casting Ploy]; Joan Allen [as Grief Arches]; Dominique Swain [as Jammies Arches]; Gina Gershon [as Sucha Hustler]; Julia Roberts (cameo) |
| 5 | Melvin & Jenkins' Guide to Dating | comic story | 3 | script: Tom Cheney; pencils: Kevin Pope; inks: Kevin Pope | |
| 6 | The Mad World of... Drugs | comic story | 3 | script: Anna Becker; pencils: Peter Kuper; inks: Peter Kuper | |
| 7 | Product Acronyms You Never Knew Existed | comic story | 1 | script: Darren Johnson; pencils: Richard Weiss; inks: Richard Weiss | |
| 8 | Job Application Form for the Next Spice Girl | comic story | 2 | script: Charlie Kadau; pencils: Hermann Mejía; inks: Hermann Mejía | |
| 9 | Monroe &... the Gym Class | comic story | 3 | script: Anthony Barbieri; pencils: Bill Wray; inks: Bill Wray | |
| 10 | Why Your Parents Really Had You | comic story | 3 | script: Peggy Doody; pencils: R. J. Matson; inks: R. J. Matson | |
| 11 | Little Known Windows 95 "Tips of the Day" | comic story | 2 | script: Jeff Kruse; pencils: Gerry Gersten; inks: Gerry Gersten | |
| 12 | 6 Degrees of Separation Between Anyone and Anything | comic story | 2 | script: Mike Snider; pencils: Rick Tulka; inks: Rick Tulka | |
| 13 | A Mad Look at Gangs | comic story | 3 | script: Sergio Aragonés; pencils: Sergio Aragonés; inks: Sergio Aragonés; letters: Sergio Aragonés | |
| 14 | Mad Interviews the Defense Attorney of the Year | comic story | 5 | script: Stan Hart; pencils: Timothy Shamey; inks: Timothy Shamey | |
| 15 | So What if it's 110 Degrees, You'd Better Keep Sewing | photo story | 2 | script: Joe Raiola, David Shayne; pencils: Irving Schild; inks: Irving Schild | |
| 16 | The Dead-On Symptoms of a Dying Shopping Mall | comic story | 2 | script: John Caldwell; pencils: John Caldwell; inks: John Caldwell | |
| 17 | Spy Vs Spy | comic story | 2 | script: Peter Kuper; pencils: Peter Kuper; inks: Peter Kuper; letters: Peter Kuper | |
| 18 | Corntact | comic story | 6 | script: Dick DeBartolo; pencils: Sam Viviano; inks: Sam Viviano | Elmer Fudd, Marty McFly, Alfred E. Neuman, Roger Rabbit |
| 19 | Mad's Celebrity Cause-of-Death Betting Odds | illustration | 1 | script: Mike Snider; pencils: Thomas Fluharty; inks: Thomas Fluharty | The Spice Girls |
| 20 | What Scientific Meddling Has Many Folks Trembling? | cartoon | 1 | script: Al Jaffee; pencils: Al Jaffee; inks: Al Jaffee; colors: Al Jaffee | |
| 21 | eVan Gogh Holyfield Self-Portrait | illustration | 1 | letters: typeset | |