| 0 | - | cover | 1 | pencils: Mort Drucker; inks: Mort Drucker | |
| 1 | - | promo (ad from the publisher) | 1 | letters: typeset | |
| 2 | - | table of contents | 1 | letters: typeset | |
| 3 | Random Samplings of Readers Mail | letters page | 2 | letters: typeset | |
| 4 | NBC's Desperate Plans for Seinfeld Spinoffs | comic story | 4 | script: Joe Raiola, David Shayne; pencils: Drew Friedman; inks: Drew Friedman | |
| 5 | Monroe &... the Big Party | comic story | 3 | script: Anthony Barbieri; pencils: Bill Wray; inks: Bill Wray | |
| 6 | Air Farce One | comic story | 6 | letters: typeset | |
| 7 | Product Instructions for a Dumbed-Down America | comic story | 1 | script: Dick DeBartolo; pencils: Monte Wolverton; inks: Monte Wolverton | |
| 8 | Newspaper Stories You May See After Future Anti-Discrimination Lawsuits | comic story | 3 | script: Stan Hart; pencils: James Warhola; inks: James Warhola | |
| 9 | The Beer Hunter | comic story | 1 | script: Duck Edwing; pencils: Duck Edwing; inks: Duck Edwing | |
| 10 | Important Lessons Learned from the Mars Pathfinder Mission | comic story | 2 | script: Andrew J. Schwartzberg; pencils: Tom Hachtman; inks: Tom Hachtman | |
| 11 | The Mad Repertory Players Present Mad-sterpiece Theater This Issue's Production: Sadistic "Simon Says" | comic story | 2 | script: Butch D'Ambrosio; pencils: Tom Bunk; inks: Tom Bunk | |
| 12 | - | comic story | 2 | script: Peter Kuper; pencils: Peter Kuper; inks: Peter Kuper; letters: Peter Kuper | |
| 13 | A Mad Look at Airports | comic story | 3 | script: Sergio Aragonés; pencils: Sergio Aragonés; inks: Sergio Aragonés; letters: Sergio Aragonés | |
| 14 | The Lighter Side of... | comic story | 4 | script: Dave Berg; pencils: Dave Berg; inks: Dave Berg | |
| 15 | Playboy Newsstand Spectacles | comic story | 1 | script: Jeff Kruse; pencils: Greg Theakston; inks: Greg Theakston | |
| 16 | MSM The Microsoft Monopoly | cartoon | 1 | letters: typeset | |
| 17 | Still Even More Chilling Thoughts | comic story | 3 | script: Desmond Devlin; pencils: Rick Tulka; inks: Rick Tulka | |
| 18 | Adult Novelties for Losers | comic story | 2 | script: John Caldwell; pencils: John Caldwell; inks: John Caldwell | |
| 19 | The Droop Carey Show | comic story | 6 | script: Josh Gordon; pencils: Angelo Torres; inks: Angelo Torres | Droop Carey; Kathy Kinney [as Meany]; Glinda (cameo); Dorothy Gale (cameo); Tin Man (cameo); Scarecrow (cameo); Cowardly Lion (cameo); Wicked Witch of the West (cameo); Craig Ferguson [as Mr. Wicket]; John Ratzenberger [as Cliff Clavin] (cameo); John Goodman [as Dan Conner] (cameo); Jackie Gleason [ |
| 20 | Mad's Celebrity Cause-of-Death Betting Odds | comic story | 1 | script: Mike Snider; pencils: James Warhola; inks: James Warhola | Jerry Seinfeld |
| 21 | What Beloved Four Legged Creature Won't Be Around to Light Up Kids' Lives This Christmas? | cartoon | 1 | script: Al Jaffee; pencils: Al Jaffee; inks: Al Jaffee; colors: Al Jaffee | |
| 22 | Marilyn Hanson | illustration | 1 | letters: typeset | |