| 0 | Will the Real Slim Shady Please Shut Up! Please Shut Up! Please Shut Up! | cover | 1 | pencils: James Bennett; inks: James Bennett | |
| 1 | Cannibal | comic story | 6 | script: Dick DeBartolo; pencils: Angelo Torres; inks: Angelo Torres; colors: Wildstorm | Julianne Moore [as Caprice Startling]; Anthony Hopkins [as Dr. Cannibal Lecher]; Ray Liotta [as Agent Blender]; Gary Oldman [as Mushy Berger]; Giancarlo Giannini [as Inspector Pizza] |
| 2 | A Mad Look at Teachers | comic story | 3 | script: Sergio Aragonés; pencils: Sergio Aragonés; inks: Sergio Aragonés | |
| 3 | What is a Hollywood Liberal? | comic story | 2 | script: Mike Snider; pencils: Rick Tulka; inks: Rick Tulka | |
| 4 | Monroe and… the Art Teacher | comic story | 4 | script: Anthony Barbieri; pencils: Bill Wray; inks: Bill Wray | |
| 5 | Mad’s Cable TV Viewing Odds | comic story | 3 | script: John Biederman; pencils: Tom Richmond; inks: Tom Richmond | |
| 6 | A Day in the Life of the Little AOL Man! | comic story | 2 | script: Duck Edwing; pencils: Patrick Merrell; inks: Patrick Merrell | |
| 7 | Mad's Tips for Better Backyard Wrestling | comic story | 2 | script: John Caldwell; pencils: John Caldwell; inks: John Caldwell | |
| 8 | - | comic story | 3 | script: Michael Gallagher; pencils: Peter Kuper; inks: Peter Kuper | |
| 9 | How Alex Rodriguez Will Spend His $252 Million | comic story | 2 | script: Andrew J. Schwartzberg; pencils: Mort Drucker; inks: Mort Drucker | |
| 10 | What Else is Physically Wrong with Vice-President Dick Cheney? | comic story | 1 | script: Greg Leitman; pencils: Scott Bricher; inks: Scott Bricher | |
| 11 | The Lighter Side of... | comic story | 4 | script: Dave Berg; pencils: Dave Berg; inks: Dave Berg | Roger Kaputnik |
| 12 | Mad's Celebrity Cause-Of-Death Betting Odds | comic story | 1 | script: Mike Snider; pencils: Hermann Mejía; inks: Hermann Mejía | Britney Spears |
| 13 | Gulp Fiction | comic story | 1 | script: Duck Edwing; pencils: Duck Edwing; inks: Duck Edwing | |
| 14 | The Age… | comic story | 1 | script: Desmond Devlin; pencils: Paul Coker; inks: Paul Coker | |
| 15 | The Do's and Don'ts of Running Dead People for Elective Office | comic story | 3 | script: Mike Snider; pencils: Tom Cheney; inks: Tom Cheney | |
| 16 | Eminem | comic story | 5 | script: Desmond Devlin; pencils: Jack Syracuse; inks: Jack Syracuse; colors: Digital Chameleon | |
| 17 | Who is Suffering a Power Shortage That Could Prove Disastrous to the Country? | activity | 1 | script: Al Jaffee; pencils: Al Jaffee; inks: Al Jaffee | |