| 0 | Backs to School Issue! | cover | 1 | pencils: James Bennett; inks: James Bennett | |
| 1 | Lotta Crotch: Bazoom Raider | comic story | 6 | script: Desmond Devlin; pencils: Tom Richmond; inks: Tom Richmond | Angelina Jolie [as Lotta Crotch]; Prince (cameo); White Spy (cameo); Black Spy (cameo); C-3PO (cameo); S.A.I.N.T. Number 5 (cameo); Harrison Ford [as Dr. Richard Kimble] (cameo); Tommy Lee Jones [as U.S. Marshal Samuel Gerard] (cameo); Snoopy (cameo); Noah Taylor [as Lice]; Jon Voight [as Lord Crotc |
| 2 | Only a True PETA Nut… | comic story | 2 | script: John Caldwell; pencils: John Caldwell; inks: John Caldwell | |
| 3 | The Simpsons By the Numbers | comic story | 2 | script: Mike Snider; pencils: James Warhola; inks: James Warhola | |
| 4 | 6 Degrees of Separation Between Anyone and Anything Part VI | comic story | 2 | script: Mike Snider; pencils: Rick Tulka; inks: Rick Tulka | |
| 5 | Monroe and… the Great American Road Trip Part Two | comic story | 4 | script: Anthony Barbieri; pencils: Bill Wray; inks: Bill Wray | |
| 6 | 10 Signs That Your Neighborhood Gang is Getting Old | comic story | 2 | script: Mike Snider; pencils: Hermann Mejía; inks: Hermann Mejía | |
| 7 | A Man's Guide to How Long Before You'll "Get Any" After Committing One of These Common Relationship Errors | comic story | 2 | script: Mike Snider; pencils: Peter Kuper; inks: Peter Kuper | |
| 8 | When Corporate Sponsorship of Schools Goes Too Far! | comic story | 3 | script: Ricky Sprague; pencils: George Woodbridge; inks: George Woodbridge | |
| 9 | A Mad Look at Priests, Ministers, Rabbis & a Few Scoundrels | comic story | 4 | script: Sergio Aragonés; pencils: Sergio Aragonés; inks: Sergio Aragonés | |
| 10 | Student Excuse Notes for the 21st Century | comic story | 2 | script: Jeff Kruse; pencils: Gerry Gersten; inks: Gerry Gersten | |
| 11 | The Lighter Side of... | comic story | 4 | script: Dave Berg; pencils: Dave Berg; inks: Dave Berg; colors: Wildstorm | Roger Kaputnik |
| 12 | Mad's Celebrity Cause-Of-Death Betting Odds | comic story | 1 | script: Mike Snider; pencils: Hermann Mejía; inks: Hermann Mejía | The Little AOL Man |
| 13 | - | comic story | 2 | script: Peter Kuper; pencils: Peter Kuper; inks: Peter Kuper | |
| 14 | Lunch-Packing Mom Profiles | comic story | 2 | script: Ryan Pagelow; pencils: Amanda Conner; inks: Amanda Conner; colors: Wildstorm | |
| 15 | A.I. Absolute Idiocy | comic story | 4 | script: Dick DeBartolo; pencils: Mort Drucker; inks: Mort Drucker | Shrek (cameo); William Hurt [as Professor Hubby]; Haley Joel Osment [as DaveNocchio]; Frances O’Connor [as Momica]; Pinocchio (cameo); Eveready the Bear; Jude Law [as Giggle-Low Joe]; Jake Thomas [as Mark’em]; R2-D2 (cameo); Robby the Robot (cameo); Robocop (cameo); Brent Spiner [as Data] (cameo); T |
| 16 | What Historically Great Team Has Stumbled Badly in the Last Year? | activity | 1 | script: Al Jaffee; pencils: Al Jaffee; inks: Al Jaffee | |