| 0 | - | cover | 1 | pencils: Roberto Parada; inks: Roberto Parada | |
| 1 | Hurl Horror | comic story | 5 | script: Arnie Kogen; pencils: Angelo Torres; inks: Angelo Torres; colors: Digital Chameleon | Ben Affleck [as Rake McAwsome]; Alec Baldwin [as Colonel Doodlelittle]; Josh Hartnett [as Dimmy Wonker]; Jaime King [as Bitty]; Cuba Gooding, Jr. (cameo); Beetle Bailey (cameo); Commander Fushima; Jon Voight [as President Franklin D. Roosevelt] (cameo) |
| 2 | The Mad Mall Directory (for Things Regular Mall Directories Never Point Out) | comic story | 2 | script: Mike Snider; pencils: Tom Bunk; inks: Tom Bunk | |
| 3 | Creeping Signs that Might Lead You to Believe Global Warning is For Real | comic story | 3 | script: John Caldwell; pencils: John Caldwell; inks: John Caldwell | |
| 4 | Maimed Flesh Magazine | comic story | 8 | script: Scott Maiko; pencils: Hermann Mejía; inks: Hermann Mejía | Mandy Deadbolt; Josh Moshpit; Dave Mohron; Jeanine Musk; Cletus O’Neal; Brettifer Rumpstank; Paul Spackle; Hans Schluffy; Skye Sputum; Jason Sputum; Marty Flotsam; Marquis Beltwhelp; Al Rottman; John Septum; Uterus Wilson; Maria Hogg; Big Gunther Frenum |
| 5 | Monroe and… the Great American Road Trip Part One | comic story | 3 | script: Anthony Barbieri; pencils: Bill Wray; inks: Bill Wray | |
| 6 | "How We Met" Stories That Today's Young Lovers Will Be Stuck With…Vol. II | comic story | 3 | script: Mike Snider; pencils: R. J. Matson; inks: R. J. Matson | |
| 7 | The Lighter Side of... | comic story | 4 | script: Dave Berg; pencils: Dave Berg; inks: Dave Berg | |
| 8 | Mad's Celebrity Cause-Of-Death Betting Odds | comic story | 1 | script: Mike Snider; pencils: Hermann Mejía; inks: Hermann Mejía | Julia Roberts |
| 9 | A Mad Look at Shrek | comic story | 3 | script: Sergio Aragonés; pencils: Sergio Aragonés; inks: Sergio Aragonés | Shrek; Frankenstein’s Monster; Three Blind Mice; Lord Farquaad; Cinderella; Snow White; Princess Fiona; Donkey; Dragon |
| 10 | Perennial Sports Calendar | comic story | 4 | script: Mike Mikula; pencils: Paul Coker; inks: Paul Coker | |
| 11 | - | comic story | 2 | script: Peter Kuper; pencils: Peter Kuper; inks: Peter Kuper | |
| 12 | The Wicked Link | comic story | 6 | script: Dick DeBartolo; pencils: Bill Wray; inks: Bill Wray | Anne RobotOne; Ron; Robert; Lindy; Mike; Josh; Frank; Joann; Rollo; Kathie Lee Gifford (cameo) |
| 13 | What Horrific Events is the Government Increasingly Concerned About? | activity | 1 | script: Al Jaffee; pencils: Al Jaffee; inks: Al Jaffee | |