| 0 | The 50 Worst Things About Sports | cover | 1 | pencils: C. F. Payne; inks: C. F. Payne | |
| 1 | Mad's 50 Worst Things About Sports | comic story | 7 | script: Desmond Devlin; pencils: Tom Richmond; inks: Tom Richmond | Randy Johnson; Beaky Buzzard; Michael Jordan; Ahmad Rashad; Mark McGwire; Bela Karolyi; Anna Kournikova; Jack Nicholson; Vince McMahon; George Steinbrenner; Bryant Gumbel; Greg Gumbel; Dick Vitale; Bud Selig; Alfred E. Neuman |
| 2 | A Mad Look at the Mummy Returns | comic story | 4 | script: Sergio Aragonés; pencils: Sergio Aragonés; inks: Sergio Aragonés | |
| 3 | 15 Minutes of Fame—Mad’s Latest Disposable Dozen | comic story | 3 | script: Frank Jacobs; pencils: Drew Friedman; inks: Drew Friedman | |
| 4 | The Miracle Jerker | comic story | 1 | script: Duck Edwing; pencils: Duck Edwing; inks: Duck Edwing | |
| 5 | The Garish Institute for Impulsive Plastic Surgery | photo story | 2 | script: Joe Raiola, J. Prete; pencils: Irving Schild; inks: Irving Schild | |
| 6 | The King-Size of Queens | comic story | 4 | script: Josh Gordon; pencils: Angelo Torres; inks: Angelo Torres | Kevin James [as Dudd Heftyone]; Leah Remini [as Carrpy Heftyone]; Jerry Stiller [as Archer Boomer]; Patton Oswalt [as Shpritz]; Victor Williams [as Deak]; Larry Romano [as Itchy]; Carroll O’Connor [as Archie Bunker] (cameo) |
| 7 | A Mad Peek Behind the Scenes at a National Park | comic story | 3 | script: Amy Gillett; pencils: George Woodbridge; inks: George Woodbridge; colors: Digital Chameleon | |
| 8 | Mad’s Guide to Out-of-Business Theme Restaurants…and the Reason They Went Belly Up | comic story | 2 | script: John Caldwell; pencils: John Caldwell; inks: John Caldwell | |
| 9 | Monroe and… the TV Commercial | comic story | 3 | script: Anthony Barbieri; pencils: Bill Wray; inks: Bill Wray | |
| 10 | - | comic story | 2 | script: Peter Kuper; pencils: Peter Kuper; inks: Peter Kuper | |
| 11 | Dashboard "Idiot Lights" We Desperately Need | comic story | 2 | script: Darren Johnson; pencils: Scott Bricher; inks: Scott Bricher | |
| 12 | The Shoddier Image Catalog | photo story | 5 | script: Brian Farrelly, Sean Farrelly; pencils: Irving Schild; inks: Irving Schild | |
| 13 | Bicker | comic story | 5 | script: Dick DeBartolo; pencils: Mort Drucker; inks: Mort Drucker | Ted Danson [as Dr. Groan Bicker]; Hattie Winston [as Market]; Shawnee Smith [as Loony]; Terry Farrell [as Veggie]; Alex Désert [as Fake]; Saverio Guerra [as Barb]; Dr. Jack Kevorkian (cameo); Snoopy (cameo); J. Wellington Wimpy (cameo); George Wendt [as Norm Peterson] (cameo, death); John Ratzenberg |
| 14 | Mad's Celebrity Cause-Of-Death Betting Odds | comic story | 1 | script: Mike Snider; pencils: Hermann Mejía; inks: Hermann Mejía | Carson Daly |
| 15 | What Seems to Be the Only Safe and Convenient Air Carrier Left? | illustration | 1 | script: Al Jaffee; pencils: Al Jaffee; inks: Al Jaffee | Harry Potter |