| 0 | A Jedi Shall Not Know Anger. Nor Hatred. Nor Love. | cover | 1 | pencils: Roberto Parada; inks: Roberto Parada | Alfred E. Neuman; Queen Amidala |
| 1 | The Jedi Bunch | comic story | 1 | script: Charlie Kadau; pencils: Sam Sisco; inks: Sam Sisco | Obi-Wan Kenobi; Queen Amidala; Anakin Skywalker; R2-D2; C-3PO; Mace Windu; Jango Fett; Yoda |
| 2 | Mad Presents...Missing Dialogue from Star Wars Episode II: Attack of the Clones | photo story | 3 | script: Greg Leitman | Obi-Wan Kenobi; Anakin Skywalker; Yoda; Count Dooku; Padme Amidala; Mace Windu; R2-D2; Jango Fett; Watto |
| 3 | Mad's Ecchbay Item of the Month | comic story | 1 | script: Scott Maiko; pencils: Scott Bricher; inks: Scott Bricher | |
| 4 | Anakin Skywalker-The High School Years | comic story | 3 | script: Kenny Byerly; pencils: Mort Drucker; inks: Mort Drucker | Anakin Skywalker; Obi-Wan Kenobi; Padme Amidala; Threepio |
| 5 | - | comic story | 2 | script: Peter Kuper, Jonathan Bresman; pencils: Peter Kuper; inks: Peter Kuper | Black Spy; White Spy |
| 6 | Who's in the Crowd in the New Star Wars Senate Scene | comic story | 2 | script: Dan Levine, Mike Martone; pencils: Angelo Torres; inks: Angelo Torres | Ted Koppel; Dennis Tito; Waldo; Star Jones; John Ashcroft; Ron Popeil; Celine Dion; Katherine Harris; Halle Berry; Bill Clinton; Monica Lewinsky; Anthony (George Lucas' gardener); Jaws; Dick Cheney; Roger Ebert; Howard the Duck; Alec Guinness (corpse); William Shatner; Marlon Brando; M & M; Michelin |
| 7 | Startling Similarities Between Star Wars and the War on Terrorism | comic story | 2 | script: Greg Leitman; pencils: Hermann Mejía; inks: Hermann Mejía | Obi-Wan Kenobi; Anakin Skywalker; Jar-Jar Binks; Osama Bin Laden; Geraldo Rivera; Luke Skywalker; President George W. Bush; John Ashcroft; Mace Windu; Colin Powell; Yoda; Greedo; Chewbacca; Tusken Raider; Jabba The Hutt; Mullah Omar; Legless Saudi Shiek; Secretary of Defense Donald Rumsfeld |
| 8 | Monroe and… Disney World | comic story | 4 | script: Anthony Barbieri; pencils: Bill Wray; inks: Bill Wray | Monroe; Mom; Dad; Grandpa |
| 9 | What if Chris Rock Performed at a Bar Mitzvah? | comic story | 2 | script: Arie Kaplan, Josh Malinow; pencils: Drew Friedman; inks: Drew Friedman | Chris Rock |
| 10 | How Cool Would It Be to Be a Member of Ozzy Osbourne's Family? | comic story | 3 | script: John Caldwell; pencils: John Caldwell; inks: John Caldwell | The Osbournes [Ozzy Osbourne; Sharon Osbourne; Jack Osbourne; Kelly Osbourne] |
| 11 | How Everything Changed After the Attacks | comic story | 2 | script: Barry Liebmann; pencils: Peter Kuper; inks: Peter Kuper | Geraldo Rivera; Osama Bin Laden |
| 12 | A Mad Look at Water Parks | comic story | 4 | script: Sergio Aragonés; pencils: Sergio Aragonés; inks: Sergio Aragonés | |
| 13 | Hidden in the Liner Notes | comic story | 2 | script: Dave Croatto; pencils: John Cuneo; inks: John Cuneo | P. Diddy; Kid Rock; Uncle Kracker; Hootie and the Blowfish [Darius Rucker; Mark Bryan; Dean Felber; Jim Sonefeld]; Mariah Carey; Britney Spears; Christina Aguilera; Michael Jackson |
| 14 | Mr. Fix-It Tackles Your Occult and Paranormal Home Repair Problems | comic story | 4 | script: P. C. Vey; pencils: James Warhola; inks: James Warhola | Mr. Fix-It |
| 15 | The Issue of Oprah Winfrey's O Magazine We'd Like to See | photo story | 1 | script: Mike Snider; pencils: Irving Schild; inks: Irving Schild | Oprah Winfrey |
| 16 | Panic Ruined | comic story | 5 | script: Dick DeBartolo; pencils: Ray Alma; inks: Ray Alma | Kristen Stewart [as Say-Ah]; Dwight Yoakam [as Ghoul] |
| 17 | What Whopping Expense Looms on the Horizon for Every New Parent? | cartoon | 1 | script: Al Jaffee; pencils: Al Jaffee; inks: Al Jaffee | |