| 0 | The 50 Worst Things About Music | cover | 1 | pencils: Scott Bricher; inks: Scott Bricher | Ludwig von Beethoven, Jar Jar Binks, Dick Clark, Bill Clinton, Bob Dylan, Queen Elizabeth II, Michael Jackson, Elton John, Paul McCartney, Alfred E. Neuman, Elvis Presley, William Shatner |
| 1 | Mad's 50 Worst Things About Music | comic story | 7 | script: Desmond Devlin; pencils: Drew Friedman; inks: Drew Friedman | |
| 2 | Last Bango in Paris | comic story | 1 | script: Duck Edwing; pencils: Duck Edwing; inks: Duck Edwing | |
| 3 | Monroe and… Disney World Part Two | comic story | 4 | script: Anthony Barbieri; pencils: Bill Wray; inks: Bill Wray | Monroe; Mom; Dad; Grandpa |
| 4 | Grey Spy Goes Fishing | comic story | 2 | script: Peter Kuper; pencils: Peter Kuper; inks: Peter Kuper | Black Spy; White Spy; Grey Spy |
| 5 | The Everlasting, Ridiculous Impact of Who Wants to Be a Millionaire | comic story | 3 | script: Desmond Devlin; pencils: Ray Alma; inks: Ray Alma | |
| 6 | Endless-prize | comic story | 6 | script: Desmond Devlin; pencils: Mort Drucker; inks: Mort Drucker | Admiral A’Vaa; Scott Bakula [as Jonathan Starchshirt]; Jolene Blalock [as T’Bag]; Conner Trinneer [as Commander Drip Tuckus]; John Billingsley [as Dr. Phlop]; Linda Park [as Gooshy Tomato]; Anthony Montgomery [as Lieutenant Bedwetter]; Dominic Keating [as Lt. Malcontent Reek]; Porthole (dog); Saltli |
| 7 | A Mad Look at Cruises | comic story | 3 | script: Sergio Aragonés; pencils: Sergio Aragonés; inks: Sergio Aragonés | |
| 8 | Shoddy Osbournes Merchandise We’ll Be Seeing Soon | photo story | 5 | script: Arie Kaplan; pencils: Irving Schild; inks: Irving Schild | |
| 9 | Mad Scans the Human Body | comic story | 2 | script: Mike Snider; pencils: George Woodbridge; inks: George Woodbridge | |
| 10 | Important Product Recall Notice from Heavenly Slumber, Inc. | comic story | 1 | script: Dick DeBartolo; pencils: Gary Hallgren; inks: Gary Hallgren | |
| 11 | The Scorpion Ka-Ching! | comic story | 6 | script: Arnie Kogen; pencils: Hermann Mejía; inks: Hermann Mejía | The Rock [as MatThighs]; Steven Brand [as Memnuts]; Michael Clarke Duncan [as Baldhazard]; Grant Heslov [as Armpit]; Bernard Hill [as Phido]; |
| 12 | What Shocking Events Have Resulted in Countless Lives Being Ruined? | cartoon | 1 | script: Al Jaffee; pencils: Al Jaffee; inks: Al Jaffee; colors: Al Jaffee | |