| 0 | The Biggest Bobbleheads of the Year! | cover | 1 | pencils: Roberto Parada; inks: Roberto Parada | |
| 1 | Satirize That | comic story | 5 | script: Josh Gordon; pencils: Angelo Torres; inks: Angelo Torres | Sigmund Freud (cameo); Robert DeNiro [as Pill Zitti]; Billy Crystal [as Dr. Bent Sofa]; Joe Viterelli [as Belly Vito Choo Choo Gambineieralli]; Lisa Kudrow [as Lola Sofa]; Dr. Vilma Ballbreaker; Lucy Van Pelt (cameo); Cathy Moriarty-Gentile [as Potty] |
| 2 | A Mad Exclusive! George W. Bush’s Notes From His Last Cabinet Meeting | comic story | 1 | script: Michael Gallagher | |
| 3 | Christmas Carols for Post 9/11 America | comic story | 3 | script: Frank Jacobs; pencils: Paul Coker; inks: Paul Coker | |
| 4 | Duke Bissell’s Tales of Undisputed Interest | comic story | 2 | script: P. C. Vey; pencils: P. C. Vey; inks: P. C. Vey | |
| 5 | Monroe and… Wedded Bliss | comic story | 4 | script: Anthony Barbieri; pencils: Bill Wray; inks: Bill Wray | |
| 6 | - | comic story | 2 | script: Peter Kuper; pencils: Peter Kuper; inks: Peter Kuper | |
| 7 | The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers Outtakes | photo story | 1 | script: Dick DeBartolo | |
| 8 | Mad's Ecchbay Item of the Month | comic story | 1 | script: Scott Maiko; pencils: Scott Bricher; inks: Scott Bricher | |
| 9 | A Mad Look at Golf | comic story | 3 | script: Sergio Aragonés; pencils: Sergio Aragonés; inks: Sergio Aragonés | |
| 10 | The Dumbest People, Events and Things of 2002 | comic story | 21 | script: Jeff Kruse, Mike Snider, Michael Gallagher, Kenny Byerly, Al Jaffee, Russ Cooper; pencils: Scott Bricher, James Warhola, Drew Friedman, Hermann Mejía, Jack Syracuse, Sam Sisco; inks: Scott Bricher, James Warhola, Drew Friedman, Hermann Mejía, Jack Syracuse, Sam Sisco | |