| 0 | In This Issue: We Butcher Eminem & Scrubs | cover | 1 | pencils: James Kirkland; inks: James Kirkland | |
| 1 | Schlubs | comic story | 5 | script: Charlie Kadau; pencils: Tom Richmond; inks: Tom Richmond | Zach Braff [as Dr. O.D.]; Ken Jenkins [as Dr. Throb Hellshow]; John C. McGinley [as Dr. Pill Box]; Judy Reyes [as Nurse Carlot]; Donald Faison [as Priss Jerk]; Sarah Chalke [as Dr. Smelliot Bleed]; Neil Flynn [as the Janitor]; Doc (cameo); Bugs Bunny (cameo); Dick Cheney (cameo); Noah Wylie (cameo); |
| 2 | Hey America, Cheer Up! | comic story | 3 | script: Barry Liebmann; pencils: Hermann Mejía; inks: Hermann Mejía | |
| 3 | When Veterinarians Go Bad | comic story | 2 | script: John Caldwell; pencils: John Caldwell; inks: John Caldwell | |
| 4 | Heart-Stopping New Improvements Planned for the Next Grand Theft Auto | comic story | 3 | script: Butch D'Ambrosio; pencils: Scott Bricher; inks: Scott Bricher | |
| 5 | Shocking, Uncensored Outtakes from Eminem’s 8 Mile | photo story | 2 | script: Greg Leitman | |
| 6 | - | comic story | 2 | script: Peter Kuper; pencils: Peter Kuper; inks: Peter Kuper | |
| 7 | The Ab-Fabulizer | text story | 1 | script: Dick DeBartolo; pencils: Irving Schild; inks: Irving Schild | |
| 8 | Yoga Positions That Occur in Daily Life | comic story | 3 | script: Darren Johnson; pencils: Gary Hallgren; inks: Gary Hallgren | |
| 9 | Monroe and… the Super Bowl | comic story | 4 | script: Anthony Barbieri; pencils: Bill Wray; inks: Bill Wray | |
| 10 | The Rejected Saddam Hussein Body Doubles | comic story | 2 | script: David Shayne; pencils: AP/Wide World; inks: AP/Wide World | |
| 11 | MAD Deconstructs TV Talk Shows | comic story | 4 | script: Desmond Devlin; pencils: Sam Sisco; inks: Sam Sisco | |
| 12 | Mad's Guide to Who’s Who in the Army of Protestors Against Grand Theft Auto: Vice City | comic story | 2 | script: Mike Snider; pencils: Rick Tulka; inks: Rick Tulka | |
| 13 | 2002: The Year in Film | photo story | 2 | script: Desmond Devlin; pencils: AP/Wide World; inks: AP/Wide World | |
| 14 | A Mad Look at Birthdays | comic story | 3 | script: Sergio Aragonés; pencils: Sergio Aragonés; inks: Sergio Aragonés | |
| 15 | Corporate Fraud Task Force | comic story | 5 | script: Desmond Devlin; pencils: Amanda Conner; inks: Amanda Conner; colors: Wildstorm | |
| 16 | Duke Bissell’s Tales of Undisputed Interest | comic story | 1 | script: P. C. Vey; pencils: P. C. Vey; inks: P. C. Vey | |
| 17 | What Is Becoming a Most Disturbing Political Argument These Days? | illustration | 1 | script: Al Jaffee; pencils: Al Jaffee; inks: Al Jaffee; colors: Al Jaffee | |