| 0 | We Stand By Our President! | cover | 1 | pencils: Mark Stutzman; inks: Mark Stutzman | |
| 1 | The Fundalini Pages | comic story | 3 | | |
| 2 | The Meldalini Pages | text story | 2 | letters: typeset | Mel Gibson; Saddam Hussein |
| 3 | Red State/Blue State Monopoly | comic story | 4 | script: Elizabeth White; pencils: Steve Smallwood; inks: Steve Smallwood | |
| 4 | The 18 Worst Things About Halloween | comic story | 3 | script: Jeff Kruse; pencils: Peter Bagge; inks: Peter Bagge; colors: Peter Bagge | |
| 5 | Monroe and...MySpace | comic story | 4 | script: Anthony Barbieri; pencils: Tom Fowler; inks: Tom Fowler | |
| 6 | A Mad Look at Pirates | comic story | 4 | script: Sergio Aragonés; pencils: Sergio Aragonés; inks: Sergio Aragonés; colors: Tom Luth | |
| 7 | 2006's Hottest Halloween Costumes | photo story | 2 | script: Scott Bricher; pencils: Scott Bricher; inks: Scott Bricher; colors: Scott Bricher | |
| 8 | Honest Campaign Slogans We'd Like to Hear | photo story | 2 | script: Jeff Kruse | |
| 9 | The Strip Club | comic story | 4 | script: Joey Alison Sayers, Keith Knight, Christopher Baldwin, Dustin Glick, Corey Pandolph, Ted Rall; pencils: Joey Alison Sayers, Keith Knight, Christopher Baldwin, Dustin Glick, Corey Pandolph, Ted Rall; inks: Joey Alison Sayers, Keith Knight, Christopher Baldwin, Dustin Glick, Corey Pandolph, Ted Rall; letters: Joey Alison Sayers, Keith Knight, Christopher Baldwin, Dustin Glick, Corey Pandolph, Ted Rall | |
| 10 | - | comic story | 2 | script: Peter Kuper; pencils: Peter Kuper; inks: Peter Kuper | |
| 11 | When Video Games Become Religious | comic story | 3 | script: Jacob Lambert; pencils: Tom Richmond; inks: Tom Richmond | |
| 12 | A T.V. Commercial We'd Like to See | comic story | 1 | script: Dick DeBartolo; pencils: Tom Bunk; inks: Tom Bunk | |
| 13 | Liberals and Conservatives Agree...and Disagree | comic story | 4 | script: Barry Liebmann; pencils: Ward Sutton; inks: Ward Sutton | |
| 14 | Which Hollywood Figures Are Down Again This Year? | activity | 1 | script: Al Jaffee; pencils: Al Jaffee; inks: Al Jaffee; colors: Al Jaffee | |