| 0 | What, Me Suri? | cover | 1 | pencils: Mark Fredrickson; inks: Mark Fredrickson | |
| 1 | The Fundalini Pages | comic story | 3 | | |
| 2 | Groin's Monotony | comic story | 5 | script: Arnie Kogen; pencils: Tom Richmond; inks: Tom Richmond; colors: Tom Richmond | Ellen Pompeo [as Dr. Merriless Groin];Chandra Wilson [as Bully];Patrick Dempsey [as Dr. Drek Sheppy [Dr. WetDreamy]];Katherine Heigl [as Dr. Eazy Pickens];Sandra Oh [as Dr. Crustina Bang];T. R. Knight [as Dr. Gone O'Murky];Justin Chambers [as Dr. Axle Kabob]; Isaiah Washington [as Dr. Testosterone B |
| 3 | 6 Degrees of Separation Between Anyone and Anything Part IX | comic story | 2 | script: Mike Snider; pencils: Rick Tulka; inks: Rick Tulka | |
| 4 | The Strip Club 2007 Calendar | illustration | 2 | | |
| 5 | Planet Tad!!!!! [September November 4, 2006 06:02 PM-November 18, 2006 05:35 PM] | text story | 2 | script: Tim Carvell | |
| 6 | From The Case Files Of Wanda Goldstein Flenkman: Animal Psychologist | comic story | 2 | script: Teresa Burns Parkhurst; pencils: Teresa Burns Parkhurst; inks: Teresa Burns Parkhurst | |
| 7 | - | comic story | 2 | script: Peter Kuper; pencils: Peter Kuper; inks: Peter Kuper; colors: Peter Kuper; letters: Peter Kuper | |
| 8 | Questions We'd Like to Ask the Turkey Hotline | comic story | 1 | script: Scott Maiko; pencils: Tom Bunk; inks: Tom Bunk | |
| 9 | Monroe and...the Army Part 1 | comic story | 4 | script: Anthony Barbieri; pencils: Tom Fowler; inks: Tom Fowler; colors: Ryan Flanders | |
| 10 | Unexpected Hassles of New Video Game Consoles | comic story | 2 | script: Jacob Lambert; pencils: Peter Bagge; inks: Peter Bagge | |
| 11 | MAD's Devilish Outtakes from Tenacious D in "The Pick of Destiny"! | photo story | 2 | pencils: ? (photo); inks: ? (photo); colors: ? (photo); letters: typeset | |
| 12 | What Would Happen to Disney Characters in the Real World? | comic story | 2 | script: Adam Rust; pencils: Drew Friedman; inks: Drew Friedman | Aladdin; Abu; Pocahontas; Captain Hook; Alfred E. Neuman [as Tinker Bell]; Mulan; Donald Duck (headstone); Bambi; Julie Andrews [as Mary Poppins]; Jimmy Cricket; the Geico Gecko; Belle; the Beast; Ted Allen; Kyan Douglas; Thom Filicia; Carson Kressley; Jai Rodriguez; Doc; Happy; Sneezy; Dopey; Bashf |
| 13 | Lesser-Known Comic Book Villains | comic story | 4 | script: Jeff Kruse; pencils: Terry Dodson, John Cassaday, Mike Mignola, Chris Bachalo, Glenn Fabry, Sam Kieth; inks: Terry Dodson, John Cassaday, Mike Mignola, Chris Bachalo, Glenn Fabry, Sam Kieth; colors: Laura Martin, Dave Stewart, Leonardo Olea | |
| 14 | Sergio Aragonès Presents A Mad Look at Thanksgiving | comic story | 3 | script: Sergio Aragonés; pencils: Sergio Aragonés; inks: Sergio Aragonés; colors: Tom Luth | |
| 15 | What Has Been Revealed As One of the Major Causes of Global Warming? | cartoon | 1 | script: Al Jaffee; pencils: Al Jaffee; inks: Al Jaffee; colors: Al Jaffee | |